By: Elizabeth Lisa Wright
In Philadelphia there was an industrious 20 year-old whore. She
wanted to rent out her twat. It must have been a dandy. She
wanted $150 to ride it. Being a business woman, she advertised
her sexual wares in the ubiquitous
craigslist. We
recommend the site to everyone, but not for sexual adventures.
The whore, apparently the mother of a bastard, whore-in-training, made a date to rent out her ass. She went to a fellows home to deliver the goods. The horny customer took the pussy, but failed to pay the rent. The whore was rightly miffed. Being a woman and having the extreme bias of the law, she told the cops she'd been raped. She considerably elaborated on her tale. Maybe her version was true. She claimed that after being well ridden by her teenaged customer, she waited around. Three more guys showed up. She said that they also wanted a shot of the box. Must have been swampy as Okeechobee! She says she protested. After all, even a whore can take only so many yards of bone. The whore calmed that the young men pulled a gun on her; the kind that shoots bullets, not the kind that shoots sauce. They proceeded to have their sloppy way with her; an old fashion gang bang! The cops bought the whore's story and charged the fellows with rape. They didn't charge the whore with unauthorized sale of frail tail. When the Philadelphia judge, Teresa Carr Deni, heard the facts, she didn't see the incident as rape. Even believing the whore's tale, the judge figured it was simply a robbery, theft of services. The judge figured that the customers stole the use of the cunt the way another thief might rob a mini mart of soda and chips. Folks including the local bar association became irate. To them, stealing five minutes of pussy was rape. To them it was much worse than sticking up and immigrant storekeeper of his livelihood. Obviously, we don't approve of rape or assault of any kind. We don't approve of a whore being cheated out of her fee. Like soda and chips, pussy has a value. It seems to us, however that there's a significant difference between rape and non-payment of the twat tax. We agree with the judge's ruling. If a prostitute (or your wife) doesn't get paid her rent of the pussy, it simply isn't rape. It may be theft of services.
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