Republican Religious
Hypocrite
Caught by His Pecker

By: K.U. Wat

Republicans have strong political convictions. The most important is that money, property and big business are always much more important than people, personal liberty and doing good. In a decision between you and a dollar bill, your Republican will always grab the buck and let you sink.

The second Republican political principle is lying, cheating and hypocrisy. We all see the lying in Republicans such as "Mass-Destruction" Bush. Any given Republican politician is not just lying, he's also faking it, being a hypocrite.

The third Republican principle is to wrap themselves in Christianity and in the flag. Lying hypocrites love Christianity and the flag. It hides what they really are. As we all know, the vast majority of Christians are hypocrites. While finding fault with you, they're doing the same "sins" themselves. While hating people, especially "foreigners" and queers, they pretend to preach "love." Christians are hateful and intolerant. They know how bad you are.

All of which brings me to David Vitter. Dave is a Republican senator from Louisiana. He's a liar. He's a hypocrite. Wrapped in Old Glory, he's a good Christian, a phony.

David Vitter was a worthless US representative from Louisiana. Because of a trivial sexual scandal involving his opponent, Vitter ran for the US Senate. Being a Christian hypocrite, Vitter espoused "family values*." That's Republican code for hatred of all things sexual. It's a ploy to cater to the extremist phonies of Christianity.

Here's a funny thing, Senator David "Family Values" Vitter was really getting extra-marital sex from whores. It's not really a surprise. Hypocrisy is hypocrisy and Republicans are hypocrites. We don't know (and really don't care) what dirty stuff Senator Vitter was doing with the ladies of the evening. We care only that he's an untrustworthy phony as all Republicans are. Deborah Jeane Palfrey's phone records show that Republican Senator Vitter was paying for something sexual from her service. Ms Palfrey says that her business was "sexual fantasy." Who am I to question her. I doubt that Ms Palfrey was personally present while Vitter was cavorting with the whore. The Senator himself characterized the wrestling bouts as a "very serious sin." Even when he was exposed, he clung to his Christian hypocrisy. He wasn't just a horny middle aged slave to his peter, it was "SIN!" I'm sure his wife and the 4 little Vitters love such "sin."

When a Republican tells you how pure and good he is, you better start checking for peeker tracks. The only sex he opposes is what you're enjoying.

"FAMILY VALUES"
What It's Against

"Family Values" means a pretense of hatred for:

  • Homosexuality
  • Oral sex
  • Anal sex
  • Masturbation
  • Pornography
  • Birth control
  • Abortion
  • Sexual positions other that missionary
  • Nudity
  • Enjoying sexual pleasure
  • Anything else they can think of
  • And, of course whores

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"Accidents will occur
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Charles Dickens, 1850

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