Early in the morning on my way to the Weather Channel, there was a girl on television. She wasn't wearing clothes. She was grinning. With both hands she was juggling her titties. She wanted me to buy pictures of her juggling her tittles. She wasn't that good at it. What are we teaching our young people? Titties are not toys. Lawn darts are toys. Slinkies are toys. Lead soldiers blasting away with machine-guns are toys. Titties are not toys. She shouldn't be plucking her nipples like banjo cords. She shouldn't be making moo-ish sounds or calling me "big-daddy." Nipples are not toys, either. Somethings simply don't rise to the rank of toy. Titties are not toys. Testicles are not toys. Definately not. They shouldn't be batted around like paddle balls. Neither should titties. Juggling boobs on television sets a bad example. Even big boobs with maroon aureoles and thick pink nipples are not toys. That's not what titties are for. The grinning girl should be ashamed. The fellow doing things behind her back should be ashamed, too. Buttocks are not toys, either. Buttocks are designed for a useful function. They're not for juggling. They're not for squeezing back and forth like a fleshy concertina. That makes an unseemly noise, gracious! When a grinning girl is offering me two for the price of one if I send my credit card number, she shouldn't be interrupted. Messages shouldn't cover the screen. When writing covers up the grinning girl's titties, it's a frustration. Has she stopped juggling. Why's she groping behind her? What's she reaching for? If girls are allowed to get away with treating their titties like toys, what will be next. Must we look forward to naked gymnastics? Grinning girls prancing and bounding from balance beams? Naked girls doing splits and vaulting blithely across a pink mat? Naked girls exercising on the uneven bars? They should be ashamed! If I send my credit card number will they send me pictures? Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectible Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps Sheet Music - Old Books Elegant Antiques and Collectibles "One isn't born a woman one becomes one," Simone de Beauvoir, 1949 You are welcome to use or republish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. Return to the Rape and Sex Menu Return to the Main Menu. Go to our site's Search Engine Send us Your Comments or Input.