We should be very proud of our wonderful Federal Bureau of Investigation. All serious crime has been eradicated. There are no more spies. There are no more murders. There are no more kidnappings. There are no more terrorists. There are no more forgeries. There are no more smugglings. There are no more bank robberies. There are no more hijackings. Crime is gone! Things are so good that the FBI could be disbanded. The agency has been reduced to hunting for a guy who married too many women. That's the most important thing they can find to do. To all you fellows who want to marry more women than the government likes, the FBI is on the lookout for your ilk. To all you serial killers, don't worry. The FBI isn't looking for you. They've got bigger fish to fry. They don't like guys to marry too many women. People's marital lives are supremely important to the present far right wing federal government. They're watching the bedrooms. They have a screwing quota, too. Be careful not to have sex more often than the FBI likes. You could end up on the 10 Most Wanted List. The feds are moving agents into your bedroom even as we speak. Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectible Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps Sheet Music - Old Books Elegant Antiques and Collectibles "Men are what mothers make them." Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1860 You are welcome to use or republish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. Return to the Public Enemies Menu Return to the Main Menu. Go to our site's Search Engine Send us Your Comments or Input.