Lawrence P. Stritz is the fellow who runs the kitchen at
the state prison at Frackville in East-Central Pennsylvania.
Maybe he's not such a bad guy for an imprisonment type, but the
food coming out of his kitchen is crap. After one unpleasant
experience a smart aleck prisoner submitted a friendly
inquiry.
"At luncheon on Saturday I was served a ravioli-like material at the prison messhall. Unadvisedly, I ate three of the proffered objects. They produced an unfortunate gastric consequence. It was impossible to divine what, exactly, the objects contained. Perhaps the white maggot-like strands were rice [not a common ingredient in ravioli].
"Chef" Stritz dutifully and politely responded although he didn't answer the questions. Maggots have been served before in the Frackville messhall. The point is that Larry indulged the prisoner's inquiry. Within a few days, the smart aleck prisoner was trucked across the state to another of Pennsylvania's many and very bad prisons. He ended up at Laurel Highlands. To his chagrin, the food was almost as bad as at the Frackville prison. One particular example was the potato salad. They don't trouble with cooking the potatoes!
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