Part of Jeff Beard's program to promote cock-sucking in the Pennsylvania prison system is to cut off the prisoners' natural sexuality. Jeff Beard is the Pennsylvania secretary of imprisonment. He's got some serious personality kinks. Promoting prison homosexuality is just one of his bright innovations. We can only speculate why he objects to normal sexual expression. Perhaps he's got other ideas of what's normal. A lot of drunks have serious sexual problems, too. More likely, persons who have an unsatisfactory sexual life resent others whose sexual lives are rewarding. The guy who can't get any, is jealous of those who can. We have nothing against queers. If you want to sit on the boner or suck the sausage, that's up to you. It's a matter of personal orientation. Heaven knows, there's no shortage of dork gargling in Jeff Beard's prison system. Official prison policy generally winks at it. Many in the guard staff are bent in that direction. They sympathize with same-sex-sex if not with same-sex-love. What we dislike is Jeff promoting his own sexual agenda with prisoners who prefer the opposite sex over sword swallowing. Heterosexuality and homosexuality aren't absolutes. They're a continuum, a spectrum of practices. Only a few persons are perfectly straight of perfectly gay. Most persons are more or less "bi," but leaning toward one extreme or the other of the sexual spectrum. They would stay with their preference unless shoved in another direction. The majority of male prisoners prefer sex with women. Most of the thousands of female prisoners prefer sex with men, or so I understand. Where a person doesn't have his or her preferred sexual object, he or she generally resorts to masturbation. Men and women have been playing with themselves since selves were invented. It's a great way to pass the horny times. Many men, at least, (I'm not sure about women or Beards) seem to rely on dirty pictures to remind them what women are like. Apparently they forget easily. Frankly, after seeing a titty or two, you'd think an admirer would remember what they're like. But a lot of guys enjoy dirty pictures. Crackpot Christians and their fellow extremists have decided that smut is really, really bad. According to those folks, porn is a weakness or even a sickness. No matter that dirty pictures and sculpture have been a natural staple since early prehistoric times. Nowadays the buxom Venuses and ithyphallic lingams are no longer natural human delights. The fanatics say they're bad. Why would people reject the attractiveness of their own bodies? Maybe their bodies aren't beautiful to them. Jeff Beard seems to be in that neurotic denomination. His scheme is to take dirty pictures away from prisoners. Prisoners won't be aroused to play with themselves. They'll lust after their cell partners' rectums. Mr. Beard seems to think that that's desirable. It's a stupid idea, but look at who thought it up. The whole idea that sexuality is bad started with a crackpot Catholic religious fanatic. He had fun. Then he felt guilty about it. He insisted that everybody feel guilty about having pleasure. Christians are simply screwed-up hypocrites. Way back in the fourth century, a rich pervert African named Augusine sucked, fucked and ran amok with everything that had a likely aperture including comely barnyard beasts and a chicken named Ethel. After he'd had his fill of fornication, he suddenly decided that something that was so good, had to be bad. He figured that sexuality was bad. Augustine became a fanatic. That's the reason the Christians made him a "saint." To help his crusade, Augustine also invented the devil. The Christians have exploited that myth ever since. Particularly nasty was the universal joy of masturbation. Though the captivating sport isn't even mentioned in the Christian holy tomes, they decided that it was especially offensive. Lots of Christians preachers are queers. They crave the dick for themselves. Little boys and girls were threatened that they'd go to hell for playing with themselves instead of sharing with the priest. That's the kind of god the Christians have. It's all great stuff for a fanatics like Jeffrey Beard. Whether from guilt, jealousy or personal sexual orientation, he resolved to stamp out normal masturbation. He ordained that there would be no more dirty pictures in the Pennsylvania prisons. No titties (at least, no female titties). Definitely no nipples (at least no female nipples). Most of all, no pussies. Boss Beard knows that pussy is bad. Just looking at it will send boys and girls to hell! Looking at naked men, well, that's okay. Guards like to do it as often as possible. A prisoner who goes to a prison visit has a guard or two peering up his ass to see if the sphincter is supple and sensuous. The prisoner who gets searched has to waggle his dork and fondle his scrotum as part of the routine. The result of Beard's titty-free prison policy is to promote homosexuality. But, that's not the only effect. Sexual frustration also promotes violence. Maybe mister Beard gets drunk when he's sexually frustrated. For a lot of persons, however, sexual frustration results in physical violence. Some prisoners try to counter the effect with exercise and weightlifting. Others simply rap their cell partner on the head and ride him like a camel. Either way, Jeff has done his part to promote his homosexual agenda. In mister Beard's medieval prisons you'll see beatings, rapes, death and illness. You won't be subjected to a naked nubile nipple. Isn't that wonderful! 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