$20 For a Blow Job
In the Florida State House

By: Timmy Pratt

Robert "Bob" Allen is a conservative Republican member of the Florida state legislature. Like almost all conservatives, he's a hypocrite and a phony. Republican equals phony!

Mr. Allen campaigned for "family values," and against homosexuals. He co-sponsored a state law to make public lewdness and indecent exposure felonies with long prison time.

Like many other rabid anti-gay Republicans, Mr. Allen is gay himself. He was busted in Titusville, Florida for offering an undercover cop a blow job in a public restroom. Mr. Allen was asking the bargain price of only $20 to suck off a dick in a men's room stall. A gulp of nut-snot is usually worth a lot more.

We have nothing against homosexuals. A person's sexuality is his or her own private concern. We do, however, strongly object to hypocrites and conservatives - is there a difference?

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