The Price Guide to
Women
By: G.G.Stoctay PhD, FRS, LLD, LSMFT
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I'm the world's foremost expert on women. I've studied them carefully and at great length. I've calculated every nuance. The base value of a Grade A woman is precisely $32,012. This is the value of a new model. Used models are considerably cheaper. This is for a woman on her 23rd birthday. Younger and older models are much less valuable. It is, however, only the base value. Numerous factors will enhance the value of a specific woman or reduce the value of another. The clever buyer/seller will recognize that woman also have a yearly rental fee. To keep a woman up and running is a continual expense. Depending on one's social position the woman's so-called "quitrent" will vary from about $60 to about $28,000 per year. Those costing more than $28,000 per year for quitrent should be replaced. Normal maintenance such as water, food and lace scanties are extra.
The fact that you're consulting this guide suggest that you have a woman to sell or that you're in the market to buy one. It's a risky business. It's fraught with uncertainties and pitfalls. Make an informed choice. Understand true value. Don't let your emotions influence your decisions. This guide will save your bacon. If you're thinking of selling, keep in mind the old adage: "better the devil you know than the devil you don't know." It's foolish to sell a woman in haste. They are addicting. You've likely become accustomed to having one handy. If you get rid of the one you've got, you'll probably want to buy another one soon. Why not be a man about it. Just hold on to the one you've got, flaws and all. The voltage regulator is what usually goes first. If you're a buyer, remember there are a lot more women in the world than men. It's a buyer's market. It's wise to remember the old adage: "caveat emptor." That's Latin. Since English is now required as the only official language, I can't use Latin any more. Let me start again. If you're a buyer, it's wise to remember the old adage: "buyer beware." If someone's selling a woman, chances are there's something wrong with her, a noisy fan belt a leaky radiator, a flat tire, something. Always test drive thoroughly before buying. Inspect closely for hidden flaws. Be especially wary of a model with children. That's never a good sign. If for some ridiculous reason you want children, make your own. It's easy. Don't saddle yourself with half-grown whelps unless you're a masochist or suffer from a suicide wish. If fact, the wise owner avoids children altogether. There's no known value to them, just disappointment and pain. The fact that you're consulting this guide indicates that you recognize how difficult it can be to place an accurate value on women. Women are even harder to price than cars (new or used). I'll explain every factor you'll need to consider. I'll explain how to compute the "FMV" or "fair market value" for every and any woman. Useful charts and graphs will help to guide the novice. Before delving into the value for buying or selling a woman, you may want to consider rental. Rental and leasing of women is an ideal option for many persons. Women (both married and single) are readily available for rental. They are available by the hour and sometimes by the day. A Grade A rental should cost no more that $45 per hour or $465 per day at the most. The mean price is a mere $18/hour, $186/day. These rentals are for "full service" contracts. Models performing less than full service are worth considerably less. Lease is an option for anyone who wants a woman for a somewhat longer period of time, from a month or two to a year are two. In such cases, the value will be similar to outright purchase, but without the quitrent. If the woman is well cared for, resale value will recover much of the leasing fee.
As everyone realizes, women have limited usefulness. They are notoriously unruly, difficult, contentious, negative and inconstant. What you bought yesterday will be a different thing tomorrow. Always avoid argumentative women as well as those who are uncooperative, willful, un-generous and anti-sexual. With those cautions, we mustn't be overly concerned with the many faults of women. We must tolerate the sundry disadvantage of ownership. If you've existed in society for more than a few years, you know much of the problem with women. After their function as mothers, benefit is quickly outweighed by the long list of flaws of which the female is possessed. A woman is like a car or a house. Buying either is an invitation to grief. Decide for yourself if you want the inherent difficulties. Buyers should consider the "Marge Simpson" paradigm. Your goal should be a woman like Marge Simpson without the hair, kids and overly well-used cunt. Keep in, mind that, like shoes, cunt wears out, gets scuffed up and develops an odor.
The first question is "why own a woman at all?" "What's the use of a woman?" Sex is the main reason for woman. Without that, you'd have men. There are other lesser values. The three essential reasons for women are:
The percentage values listed above apply to a Grade A woman of 23 years-of-age. Over time these percentages shift. Companionship and familiarity become much more important as persons age. Affection and entertainment become more important. Decoration becomes of little importance. Even sex decreases in importance. The value of the woman is computed by making her sexual value represent 51.5% of the total. The same process applies to the other qualities. They all will be explained in more detail in separate sections. It's pretty easy to follow.
Inspecting the chart shows that the base value for a Grade A woman at 45 is $6,510. Later sections will show how that value is enhanced or diminished by each pricing factor. Typically experience, affection and companionship will increase the value of a 45 year-old woman by as much as 100%. As with automobiles, or even houses, a woman's value depends
on if she's new or not.
If she's used, how hard was she used
and how much was she damaged.
In a larger sense, her overall
condition effects her value.
Health, infirmities and disabilities
must be considered.
Mares on the body such as scars, piercings,
tattoos and so forth have a significant baring on value.
A new, unused woman is valued at 100% of her base value.
The
following chart will guide the values of women who have been used.
Women who have been used may be prorated in these general
categorize.
A 35 year-old woman who's in fine condition, but
has had numerous partners would be worth about $10,149 (her base
value) multiplied by .71 reduced by 5 percentage points because
of the number of partners.
That's a value of $6,698.
Closely related to how heavily a woman's been used is her
overall condition.
As with an automobile, condition has a number
of related components.
For a woman ten factors are added together
to evaluate a woman's condition: (1) Height: By far, the best height for a woman is
exactly five feet tall.
The following chart lists the value to
heights in inches.
Find the woman's barefoot height.
Add the
corresponding value to the values you'll find for other components
of her condition.
From this table it will be seen that a woman who is five feet six inches tall (66 inches) has a value of 5.19. That value will be added to those obtained from other components. As a matter of curiosity, the 5.19 would translate to a 98% of the ideal height. Weight: Each woman has an "ideal" or "average" weight.. That's the weight listed in standard weight charts for her height and age. The following chart lists weights which vary from the "ideal." Thus "-22" means 22 pounds less than the ideal weight listed on standard weight charts. A woman's weight should be great enough to asure her health and her capacity to work hard. It should not be so great that she's unattractive or unhealthy. A woman's weight should suit the uses you have in mind for her. Since function is more important than appearance, the best women are somewhat heavier than the "ideals" listed in standard weight charts. Skinny women are less able to recover from illness, child bearing, heavy labor and vigorous sexual activity. Skinny women often have hormonal deficiencies and imbalances which are undesirable. They also tend to be vain. To utilize the following chart one must know the woman's weight and what her weight should be according to a standard weight chart.
Health: A woman's health is very important. One wouldn't want to invest in a woman just to have her break down. After one has a woman for a while, one begins to depend on her, even to like her. Illness can spoil all that. Of course, a sick woman is not a good sexual partner. She may have trouble performing the other tasks assigned to her. Admittedly, almost everyone has suffered from some health problems. One's aim should be to look for the most healthy woman possible. Addictions are perhaps the most serious health concerns. Generally speaking, you should avoid drunks and other addicts. - Women who are addicted to anything should not be bought. Never buy a woman addicted to drugs or alcohol. There are too many others on the market to burden yourself with such an imprudent investment. The negative numbers assigned to those oonditions in the following chart must be subtracted from the sum you are computing for the woman's condition. Evaluating health is subjective. You must use judgment and detachment.
Infirmities:Like a woman's health, her infirmities, if any, are serious considerations. Serious infirmities include loss of limb(s) vision, hearing, sexual function, reproductive ability and/or speech. Lesser infirmities include vision, hearing and/or speech impairments, lameness, being crippled and so forth. It's unwise to invest in a woman who is impaired. Having said that, women who manage or overcome impairments display a talent for overcoming adversity. Such woman are typically strong and desirable. They represent a good investment. Women who are immobile or morbidly obese should not be purchased. Such infirmities predicate toward very poor sexual function and very poor laboring abilities. Keep in mind that heavy women are almost always better sexual partners that scrawny ones. There is a significant difference between being "fat" and being morbidly obese. Women who enjoy food, enjoy sex. Judging infirmities may be somewhat subjective. It should be done carefully. Prefer to err on the side of underestimating infirmity rather than overestimating it. The woman's age should be considered where judging infirmity. A 23 year-old woman would be expected to have many fewer infirmities that one who's thirty years older. Life can be injurious.
The 10.73 value assigned to women with extreme infirmity represents 73% of the nominal value for women. While it is a substantial reduction of value, it isn't enough to completely exclude a woman from consideration for purchase. Blemishes: While infirmities affect the function of the body or a part of the body, blemished deface or disfigure the visible parts of the body. It that way, blemished or mars are less significant that infirmities. They are, however unattractive and reduce how decorative a woman may be. Most buyers are less concerned about blemishes than about other elements of a woman's condition. Blemishes on the face are more serious than on the torso or limbs and are judged differently. If blemishes are a serious concern to you, you are likely superficial and shallow. It would be advisable to buy an equally shallow women. To use the following table, separately evaluate the woman's face, torso and limbs. Add together the values you assess for each area.
Number of deliveries: Having babies is none too good on the average cunt. Giving birth stretches things that should best remain unstretched. Giving birth often tears parts that are more useful untorn. Delivering kids adversely effects the tits. They get flabby and lose their perk. Nipples once delicate, become finger-like protuberances. The rest of the woman's body also suffers. The belly loses tone and shape, the buttocks get soft. Bones and teeth weaken. In time, babies play hell with a woman's body. On the other hand, having babies has some positive effects. Babies change a woman's hormonal make up. They protect against various cancers and mental dysfunctions. Men are only large size children. To be of proper values, wives, and women generally, must be maternal. When a woman has a baby, it helps to educate her about how to be maternal. In that way having a single delivery generally benefits a man. However, many men feel that babies take time and interest away from them. The woman gives those interests to the infant. When deciding on children, these conflicting effects must be weighed with care. The concerns here are not with miscarriages or abortions. While those events may impair a woman's health or her mind, they have much less effect on her body than actual deliveries. The following chart refers only to actual vaginal deliveries. Caesarean sections produce scarring which is covered in the section relating to blemishes. Number of children:
Breasts and buttocks: The size of a woman's tits and butt have an important influence on her over all condition. The seventh component to be considered in a woman's condition is the size of her breasts and buttocks as they related to the rest of her body. A few men suffer from ugly tit-fixations. Big tits are unhealthy and unattractive to all except nursing infants. Broad hips, on the other hand facilitate sexual activity, accommodate childbirth and are an aid for physical labor. The following table states the values for breast and buttock sizes. Look up the values and add them together. Only size is considered in this chart.
Add the two values together. The optimum value is 9.3 which represents 100%. Fine women can earn as much as 9.77 which is 105%. Beauty: Because beauty is almost completely subjective, it's given little weight in evaluating a woman's condition. One must try to detach himself from the woman and view her as others might see her. Do not judge her faults or flaws. Assess her best qualities.
Mental health: You don't want a woman with serious mental problems. That's like a car with its transmission on the fritz. Realistically, however, women are all a little nuts at least some of the time. The best we can aim for is a limitation on the irrational conduct and feelings. If a woman bawls a lot, be cautious. She's apt to be bonkers. Mental health is essential to a good relationship. A buyer should seek a woman with as few mental abnormalities as possible. Avoid emotional explosive women. That's a serious problem. Such women often breakdown becoming valueless. In the following listing the concerns are defects and diseases on the mind, personality, emotions and behavior. The woman's intellect is not being assessed. Even a seriously psychotic woman or one who's emotionally unstable, can be very smart.
Activity: The last component in assessing a woman's condition is her activity level. This is a matter of relatively small importance, but active women are better than inactive ones. Men expect to get a certain amount of work out of any woman, cooking, cleaning, child rearing, chauffeuring and so forth. Active women are better at physical labor. They are also much better sexual partners. Sex is about activity. A woman who lies quietly enduring sex the best she can, is not the ideal partner. Women who have minor children are active by definition. A woman who cares for a child under five years of age is very active. Two children double the activity. Women who care for households are always fairly active. Very active woman are often too tired to provide enough sex and/or attention. That needs to be considered. Beware the women who exercise. Beware of those who frequent gyms, spas and the like. That's masturbation substitution. Women who engage in physical exercise without productive work being accomplished, are not good sexual partners. They should be avoided.
Recapitulating the woman's condition: Add together the ten values found for the following components of a woman's condition:
When you've added all the values together, the sum will be between 29.97% and 101.27%. It represents the woman's condition. A Grade A woman will generally average about 85%. An average below 85% should caution you about the woman. Chances are that there are other women who are in better shape and have more to offer. Combine physical factors: The next step in assessing the value of a woman is to add her "condition" percentage with her "new/used" percentage. You obtained that value directly after the age table toward the beginning of this essay. Summing the two values will give you a number between 61.97 and 201.27. Divide the number in half. That averages the two numbers together. The result will be between 30.49% and 100.64%. At this point you are ready to compute the so-called Pink
Book Value of the woman in question.
This is the value
assigned to the woman by all the factors computed up to this
point.
It will be further refined and perfected by factors which
will be defined later on.
From the age table get the base value of the woman based on
her age.
Multiply that price by the percentage obtained by
averaging together her "new/used" percentage and her "condition"
percentage.
The product is the woman's Pink Book Value.
For example, suppose you are considering a woman who is 35
years old.
Being "very fine," she had a new/used value of 83%.
Being in excellent condition, the series of calculations related
to her condition produced 94.65%.
Averaged together, those numbers
produce 88.825%.
The table lists the base value of a 35 year-old woman as
$10,149.
Multiplying that by the .88825 (the percentage expressed
as a decimal) produces a Pink Book Value for the woman
of $9,014.85.
That's more than many of us might be willing to
pay for such an old model.
But, she's in great shape and a dandy
investment.
Nine additional consideration are used to refine the price
of a woman from her Pink Book Value.
These are factors
which aren't dependent upon the woman's age or how hard she's
been used.
They are the "exclusive" valuation factors, those
excluded from the Pink Book calculations.
As I observed at the beginning of this price guide, the
principle reason why women were invented is for sex.
When buying
or selling a woman, her sexual function is the single most
important consideration.
Other things may be good too, but a
pleasant place to lodge your loaded log, is the essence of what
women are for.
For some reason some of them want to be valued
for other qualities.
(It's like valuing a painting for the
composition of its oil.)
Avoid that type of female.
A woman's sexual value is not really dependent upon her age.
Young or old, women all have a common application.
As women age,
however, they may gain experience.
They have the opportunity
to learn technique and perfect their sexual gifts.
Good women
take advantage of that opportunity.
They become much better sexual
partners as they age.
Conversely, the aging of the woman's bOdy along with her loss
of stamina, somewhat diminish her ability to perform sexually.
For pricing purposes, the two factors tend to offset one another.
Assessing a woman's sexual value reflects the one who is making
the assessment as much as the woman who's being evaluated.
That
allows the woman's value to be compatible with the potential buyer
or seller.
Sexual value is graded directly in dollars.
It is
not graded in percentages.
The following chart lists the dollar
value of various performance levels.
Most women don't exactly
fit into one of the listed performance levels.
In that instance,
the value is interpolated between two of the listed values.
The sexual value of a woman independent of age: The value obtained from this chart is simply added to or subtracted from, the woman's
Pink Book Value.
If, for example, a woman is better than say, "very good"
($5,358), but not as good as "excellent" ($7,925), estimate her
value between the two listed prices..
Perhaps you'd place it at
$6,600 more or less.
For most men, after sex, the most important function of a woman
is the labor she provides.
The ideal woman works hard.
She
mothers her man and her children.
She cooks, cleans and decorates.
She helps you do whatever it is that you're doing or want to do.
She does all the other laborious tasks which are assigned to her
and expected from her.
If the woman's employed outside the home, she works hard.
It is unadvisable to have your woman work outside the home.
Why
buy her if you're going to lease her out to others?
But if a
woman is employed outside, she should be able to also perform
all the duties assigned to her at home.
As a woman (or a man, for that matter) ages, she is able to
do less.
She loses stamina and energy.
She has less endurance.
Compensating for that physical decline is the wisdom she's learned.
She can work better and more efficiently.
She gets the same amount
or even more done with less effort.
The woman's value as labor:
The value obtained from this chart is simply added to or subtracted from, the woman's
Pink Book Value.
If, for example, a woman works better than say, "very good"
($2,943), but not as well as "excellent" ($4,359), estimate her
value between the two listed prices.
Perhaps you'd place it at
$3,700 more or less.
If you're buying a woman just for her decorative qualities,
you'll be disappointed.
As women age they become much less
decorative.
The so-called "trophy-bride" lasts for only
a short time.
Like a car, she must be traded in every couple
years or so.
She'll start to look raggedy.
She becomes just
a tarnished trophy.
If, however, you buy for decoration, consult the calculations
done for beauty in the section above on the woman's
condition.
Multiply the values in that chart by $365 to obtain
the woman's value as decoration or ornamentation.
If she's prettier than "homely" (6.3x$365=$2,299) but not as pretty as "average"
(6.7x$365=$2,445), interpolate between the
values.
Perhaps you would estimate her worth at $2,400.
Whatever value you obtain, add it to the woman's Pink Book
Value.
You should already have added the woman's sexual value
and labor value to the Pink Book price.
Often overlooked is a woman's value as a motivator.
A good
woman motivates you to do the best you can, to progress and to
succeed.
She helps to evoke the best qualities you have to offer
and to help you make the best of yourself.
Behind every successful
man is a good woman.
Man often react negatively to such motivation.
They may see
it as nagging, bitching or fault-finding.
The good woman motivates
wisely so that she cultivates you without making you resent it.
The woman's value as an effective motivation: The value obtained from this chart is added to the woman's
Pink Book Value.
You've already added sexual, labor and
decorative enhancements to the Pink Book Value.
Brain power is under appreciated in women.
For that matter,
it's under appreciated in men. too.
Generally speaking, the
smarter a woman is, the more she's worth, at least up to a point.
To calculate the dollar value of the woman's intellect, multiply
her IQ by 13 and subtract 1200.
The average woman with an 1Q
of 100 obtains a value of $100.
A woman with an 1Q of 120 obtains
a value of $360.
Whatever you obtain in that calculation, it's added to the woman's Pink Book Value
along with the other additions
you've been calculating.
Creativity is a nice quality to have in a woman, but
it's not essential, nor even very important.
Every woman is at
least creative enough to be a liar.
Many women involve themselves
in various creative arts and crafts.
From decorating herself
and her home to knitting, cooking and other creative activities,
almost all woman have a natural creativity.
More formal and structured forms of creativity include theater,
fine arts, landscaping, writing, letter writing, drawing and so
forth.
All these arts are valuable, but since they are common
to most women, valuing is not essential.
To assign a value to a particular woman's creativity, judge
how creative she is on a scale of zero to ten (0-10).
Multiply
that number by $20.
Add the product to her Pink Book Value.
If you've estimated that the woman has a creativity of seven and
a half (7.5) out of ten, that's a value of 7.5x20 or $150. to add to the Pink Book
Value.
Two essentials of a good relationship are affection
and companionship.
Both these qualities tend to develop
gradually as persons spend time together.
They are the reasons
why old lovers are so much closer and more intimate than young
lovers.
They are bound together.
There is a comfort and
familiarity to having grown accustomed to one another.
Whatever we call the love/lust attraction between newly
acquainted persons, it's not really affection.
As the term is
used here it's more than love or lust.
It's the bonding of two
persons.
It is also very hard to evaluate.
It's akin to empathy,
sympathy, altruism and a desire to give of one's self to another
person.
To calculate the value of affection of one person for another,
judge the lust, love, affection, empathy, sympathy and altruism
you feel for her.
Assign it a value between zero and one hundred
(0-100).
Multiply the number by $105.
That's the value of the
affection in dollars.
If you said that you have an affection
of about 75 for the woman, multiply 75 times $105.
The affection
is worth $7,875.
Add that value to the woman's Pink Book
Value.
When making this judgement, test it by asking how easily some
other person could substitute for the woman in question.
If
another woman would do about as well, your evaluation should be
fairly low and generic.
That's different from the "affection"
meant in this section.
As used here, companionship means how much one likes to spend
time with another and how one feels by that association.
It has
two facets, how much you enjoy being with the woman and how much
time you want to spend with her.
The quotient applies to all
women, not simply to those with whom you've become accustomed.
The following table lists values based on the two factors,
how much you like to be with the woman and how much time you'd
like to spend with her.
You will have to judge if you enjoy being
with her just a little, moderately, a lot, or very much.
You
will also have to judge the number of hours (including sleep-time)
in a day that you'd like to spend with her.
If necessary,
interpolate between listed values.
Add the value you derive from this table to the woman's Pink Book Value. If the value is less than $1000 you may be wise to select another woman. The last quality to enhance a woman's Pink Book Value
is her name.
It sounds like a very odd thing, but some names
naturally add to a woman's value.
Other names detract from her
value.
A woman's value can be enhanced by simply changing her
given name.
The names which add to a woman's value are: Names which detract from a woman's value are: If the woman's name is on one of the lists, add or subtract
the corresponding value from the woman's Pink Book Value.
Having now covered all the variables which contribute to a
woman's value, calculate the result. Add together the amounts derived from each
section: As an example, reconsider the 35 year-old woman I used before.
In that example, I supposed that the woman was "very fine" as
a used model and her condition was 94.65%.
Those facts gave her
a Pink Book Value of $9,014.85.
For the sake of this hypothetical example, we'll suppose that:
You now add together all these values.
The sum is
$25,250.85.
That's more than 2 3/4 times as much as her
unenhanced Pink Book Value.
It represents the exactly
correct price for that particular woman; buy or sell.
All this involved arithmetic can be scrapped if a single fact
is true.
If the woman is loaded with cash, stocks, securities,
jewels, large deposits of oil, numerous head of cattle, or
such-like, her price is limited only by her wealth, or by that
part of it you can lay your hands on.
In such a case, the price
guide to the tycoon is $500,000 for each million she's got.
The problem with such a purchase is the same as buying a
celebrity.
Other roosters will be pecking around in the chicken
yard.
Such women should generally be avoided.
It's called the
"Vanderbilt syndrome."
The woman is fickle and apt to skip out
on the deal.
Admittedly, using this Price Guide to Women can be rather
involved.
Because of all the factors to be weighed and evaluated,
there is a lot of figuring and calculating.
Many buyers and
sellers will be satisfied with just an approximation.
They have
a pretty good sense of the overall character of the woman in
question.
They want some guidance on what that type of woman
is worth.
Where precision is not imperative, the following cheat-sheet
will serve as a guide.
Just estimate the woman's approximate,
overall character and look that up opposite her age.
The table
is only a rough approximation, but it's some guidance.
Approximate Prices of Women
To tutor the novice on computation of a woman's actual price in dollars, I've have a real-life example. By following the steps I use in these computations you'll see how to evaluate your own sale or purchase. The subject is a woman named Rebecca. She's between 59 and 60 years-old. Here are the steps I've actually used to calculate her astonishingly high price.
My best advice to any man is not to try to place a dollar value on a woman. She's not going to like it. It's a pointless exercise. The material contained in this Price Guide may help you evaluate between prospective partners. It never hurts to reason dispassionately about anything including women. If you're thinking of dumping a woman that you've had for a while or of replacing your current woman with something else, you may benefit from considering the factors I've covered in this essay. Otherwise, regard it as merely an amusement.
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The base value for a Grade A woman is $32,012.
The first step in computing the value of any woman is to ascertain
her age.
Women who are younger or older than 23 years-old have
lower base values that women who are 23.
Where all other factors
are equal, the base values for women of certain ages are listed
in the following chart.
The chart assumes that the women are
of equal condition at all ages.
In real life, that is seldom
the case.
Younger women are generally in better condition than
older ones.