The following are the first 100 of the 1000 omens as explained by Professor Paul. The remainder are available upon request. While they should not be taken too seriously, they are entertaining. The First One Hundred Omens If you're locked inside a store it means a girl will kiss you. If you meet a naked senior citizen it means your picture will be taken. If you momentarily lose your hearing it means you'll peel apples. If you step in dog dirt it means you'll buy books. If your elbows itch it means you'll break a tooth. If you fall off a tricycle it means it will snow prematurely. If you smell biscuits in your dream it means you'll find money. If you're kicked by a woman it means you'll lose a friend. If you spill tea on a dog it means you'll be measured for clothes. If you forget your phone number it means you'll be given candy. If you're given too much change it means you'll go to a picnic. If you're pursued by a drunken woman it means you'll be given a test. If you take someone else's pen it means your stock will go up. If you awaken dreaming about your tongue it means you'll get diarrhea. If you go home to the wrong house it means you'll be in a riot. If you buy out-of-date tuna it means you'll have an auto accident. If you're mistakenly called Leo it means you'll have a year of good luck. If you drop jewelry into a blender it means you'll get hiccups. If you step on a dead cat it means your spouse will argue with you. If you sharpen the wrong end of a pencil it means your TV will burn out. If you call your child by the wrong name it means you'll be in a flood. If you lose money at a laundromat it means you'll be called to jury duty. If you're struck by a tennis ball it means have a long life. If you drink coffee in a library it means you'll travel by water. If you find a remote control that's not yours it means you'll get sick at lunch. If you see a swarm of bees it means you'll be late for a meeting. If you bleed from the tips of your fingers it means you'll buy flowers. If you find hair in your pudding it means your spouse is having an affair. If your toilet won't stop running it means you are becoming popular. If you're delivered someone else's pizza it means an unexpected refund is coming. If your thumb aches when you arise in the morning it means you're getting a prize. If you suddenly think of the number 68 it means you're going to a funeral. If you fly to the wrong city it means you'll get into wet paint. If you find a roach in your bed it means you'll be unable to speak. If you see a headless ghost it means you'll buy baby oil. If you break a baseball bat it means you'll start a class. If you swallow ants it means to buy a new house. If your fingers are taped down it means you'll enjoy good health. If you upset a kitchen table it means a woman will like you. If you get struck by a skateboard it means you'll argue with authorities. If you can't find your house key it means you'll get caught in a shower. If you dream of getting married it means you'll soon see a doctor. If you get sick on popcorn it means you'll attend a play. If you drive a nail into your hand it means someone you love will be hospitalized. If your spouse wins a softball game it means it will be sunny. If you dream about Abbot and Costello it means you'll soon be crying. If you see a tree fall it means you'll wear a badge. If you get a foreign coin in change it means you'll be late for an important appointment. If you find soap in the toilet it means you must not gamble. If you're painted with purple paint it means you'll get a new phone. If you stick someone with a pin it means you'll go fishing. If you get lost in a museum it means someone will be romantic to you. If you find underclothes it means don't eat out. If you break a perfume bottle it means you'll be happily surprised. If you're scratched by a turkey it means a baby will be born in your family. If you see someone cutting onions it means be cautious with strangers. If your alarm clock stops working it means don't take a new job. If you stumble over a box it means you'll be poisoned. If you dream of teddy bears it means a friend will become a prison guard. If you get a bloody nose it means don't buy utility shares. If you're stranded at an airport it means things will work out. If your television changes channels by itself it means you'll soon wear a bandage. If you're asked to give blood it means you're about to meet a famous person. If you fall from a teeter-totter it means you'll buy music. If you see yourself on television it means a man will kiss you. If you find a quarter heads up it means you'll have a sexual problem. If you're followed by a black bird it means someone is spying on you. If you forget your spouse's name it means you'll solve a puzzle. If you dream about pate it means you'll buy jewelry. If your pencil snaps in half it means you'll be rewarded. If you hear a nonexistent phone ringing it means you'll have trouble sleeping. If you break a pitcher it means your hair will fall out. If you witness a killing it means you'll be injured within a week. If you hear a dog howling it means you'll be shot with an arrow. If a relative phones you by mistake it means someone is plotting against you. If you get stuck in tar it means the trash will catch fire. If your dog bites you it means you'll visit a foreign land. If you think it's the wrong day of the week it means you'll buy linens. If you're scalded with coffee it means you'll get drunk. If you find a painting it means there will be unexpected expenses. If your spouse gives you an unexpected gift it means there'll be a train crash. If you eat graham crackers it means you'll lose a nail. If you see a rainbow without rain it means you'll have broken plumbing. If you get a pain in the sole of your left foot it means you'll lose a tooth. If you're served sour milk it means you'll be burglarized. If you're bitten by a squirrel it means you'll buy pottery. If you receive an empty envelope in the mail it means you'll see wild animals. If you run out of gas it means you'll met an old friend. If you see a tree with a single leaf it means you'll have trouble with copS. If you lose your watch it means sleeplessness. If you see three mice together it means happiness for your family. If you can't find one shoe it means a man is coming to visit. If your toast slices brown differently it means someone is looking for you. If you dream of the pope it means you'll repair the house. If a book falls on you it means you'll go hiking. If you must sing in public it means you'll buy something at a flea market. If you walk on gravel it means you need medication. If you stumble on the stairs it means you'll get an earache. If you're invited to a dance it means you've made a mistake banking. If you dream of biting a woman it means you need new shoes. If anything fails to come true, be sure to let me know. It may be a trick of the stars. Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectible Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps Sheet Music - Old Books Elegant Antiques and Collectibles "One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothingi that winning a war is as disastrous as losing one" Agatha Christie, 1976 You are welcome to use or republish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. Return to the Works By Prisoner Authors Menu Return to the Main Menu Go to our site's Search Engine Send us Your Comments or Input.