Let me humbly sing the praises of the only gangster to successfully steal the republic, the only drunk and convict to fleece a whole nation, the only American bandit to reign as Prince of Thieves! To Our Mighty President, George Bush! [Everyone send him a dollar!] Robbing from the poor and giving to the rich, George Bush (AKA "Nibor Hood"), is a dedicated henchman of Big Business, especially his bosom-crony, Big Oil in the ongoing scheme to rape the middle class and oppress the bottom class. Our President's enemies like to say that he's as dumb as a barrel of rusty buckshot. That's manifestly not true. He was sly enough to steal an election, wasn't he? Nibor Hood is a cleverly conniving profiteer, a great Republican in the mold of Nixon, Grant and Mussolini! Texas Hatched a Rare Rank Rogue! Nibor Hood doesn't simply idolize money and power. He's much bigger than that. He's a champion of killing, a destroyer, not one of those namby-pamby suckers who simply creates things and helps people. Our marvelous President is a King of Killing, a Prince of Power, an Ottoman of Oppression! A Faithful Dog of War! A Ruiner, Not a Builder! Nibor Hood has proven himself to be a savage Dog of War who cultivates violence and killing while shunning progressive social development. Who needs to make a better future when it's so satisfying and so much easier to destroy? True exploitation ruins, rapes and wrecks. Our great President is The Khan of Ruin! Bandito Bush is a Daddy Warbucks to the big war profiteers and war contractors. He's empowered armies and secret police forces, agents and agencies to keep the petty citizens safely under heel! You and everyone else is secure that the police powers are spying on your every thought! You understand that your freedoms have been raped. Evil is Good! Disease is the Cure! An evil person doing evil things from evil motivations is good. It keeps the wealthy in power and keeps the people in their submissive place. Insidious disease, even the cancer of maniacal power-lust is good. It assures that the right kind of people are safe from prosecution. Bandito Bush detests the weak, the humble and the needy. What is the use of them? They are as contemptible as the foreigners, the blacks and the Moslems! ALL HAIL! Our Hero, George "Bandito" Bush The Most Successful Republican Mobster! Give Him The Imperial Crown!