It's no secret that Republican politicians are liars. It's no
secret that conservatives are hypocrites. It's no secret that
Christian crazies exist in a bizarre alternate reality where bad
is good.
The case of Christian Republican conservative and former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich is 100% on the point; liar, hypocrite and deluded. Bill Clinton got a blow job from an employee, Monica "Hot Lips" Lewinsky. It was a sin. Ask any "family values" Christian. Hot Lips blabbed. Women always blab. Men are foolish enough to trust women. NEVER trust women! Being married, Clinton lies about the blow job. Many men would do the same thing. Sex is their genetic imperative. Wives, by contrast, are usually intolerant of strange women lavishing blow jobs on their husbands. That's especially true where the wives aren't much good at it themselves. Republican Speaker of the House, old "Family Values" Gingrich, is a self-aggrandizing Christian. He knew that extra-marital blow jobs must be punished. Family Values Gingrich led the campaign to get Clinton impeached over the sinful blow job lie. The thing is that at exactly the same moment, Family Values Gingrich was committing the same sin. An employee was gnawing on his old Republican pecker and committing carnal intercourse with his still married person. Like Clinton, Gingrich was married. Like Clinton, Gingrich lied. Gingrich is a Republican. We knew he would lie. Pussy makes men do unreasonable things. Obviously, Family Values Gingrich is a hypocrite, but we knew that because he's a conservative. Like others of his ilk, he condemns others for what he's doing himself. Remember the Christian ministers who preached loudly against queers while at the same time puffing on the man-root of a queer prostitute? How about the married TV preacher who preached against adultery while he was banging street-walkers? Cheating, lying and hypocrisy, so, already, Newt is one step worse that Bill. Bill wasn't a hypocrite, just a horny liar. Being a Christian, Family Values Gingrich went even further. He sucked into the Christian alternate universe. In the Christian alternate reality of crazies like James "I'll Tell You How To Live Your Life" Dobson, what Gingrich did was okay. It wasn't really hypocrisy for him to persecute Clinton for what he was doing himself. In the conservative Christian reality, Clinton had lied under oath about a blow job. So, consider Scooter Libby, Vice President Darth Vader's fall guy. Like Family Values Gingrich, the Scooter is a Christian Republican conservative. He lied under oath. His many lies weren't about a personal matter like a blow job. The Republican conservative lied about starting a war. He lied about the lies used to justify the war. He exposed an American secret agent as political revenge against her husband. Family Values Gingrich thinks that that's perfectly okay. A Republican who lies to get us into war should be pardoned. A guy who lies about a blow job should be crucified. The truth is that most Republican politicians are bad people. Most conservatives are simply evil. Most Christians are dangerously deluded. Frankly, I don't care that Gingrich cheats on his wife or gets blow jobs. It's none of my business. I do care about hypocrisy and delusion. Keep those things out of our government. Always avoid Republicans, conservatives and Christians. They're dangerous to your liberty.
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