Some topics always seem to be news, cops, for example and crime. Since we have whole departments dedicated to those subjects, in this department we try to assemble a number of articles which we believe qualify as news. Admitedly, some is not very "new," and some items may seem a bit obscure. Much of it has been gleaned from published sources. If you come across interesting news stories or clippings, we invite you to submit them. We prefer snail-mail for clippings: www.prisoners.com Box 5251 Harrisburg, PA 17110 News Stories Menu Prison News From the Bottom of the Bird Cage Autistic Prisoner Raped and Beaten at Camp Hill Women Prisoners Won Suit in Prison Sex Case and Cover-Up Scientific Study Proved the Prison Drug "Ion Scanner" Is Unreliable Pennsylvania Lifer Heroically Escaped Prison Drunken Prison Lawyer Hit and Ran from Grandmother Pennsylvania Department of Imprisonment Has Failed Again America's War-Ravaged Colony Lets Prisoners Vote Prison Email Racket Gouges the Public We May Now Publish the List of Guards' and Parole Agents' Names Falsely Convicted: Rape-Murderer Finally Released It Took the Cops 23 Years to Recapture Joe Coleman Your Billion and a Half Dollars Spent on the Imprisonment Racket Prison Boss Snatched Pennies from Sick and Old Prisoners Carloads of Prisoner Cash Shipped to Saint Louis Desecration of the Koran In Pennsylvania An Official Assessment of Prisons' Escape Potentials Western Penitentiary Became a "Half-Way" House Survey: Jerks Per Hundred Pennsylvania Prison Guards It Costs the Taxpayers $235 to Say NO! to Each Grievance Gang Banged Whore's Tale The Unusual Case of Tim Masters Pennsylvania News From the Fish Wrapping Pittsburgh's Ridiculous Piss Police Boss State Cop Finally Busted Missing District Attorney Located Harrisburg Cops Turned a Street Into a Shooting Gallery Republican Politician's Fake Anthrax Scam Jim Lynch: Republicans Fix Another Case Money Buys the Northumberland Probation Office Taxes Were Cut for Pennsylvania's Richest Elite National/International News From the Origami Dunce Cap Vice President Cheney Shot an Old Lawyer Rape Incorporated, a Subsidary of the VP's Halliburton Husbands and Wives Spied on by Feds' Satellites How Your FBI Catches Dangerous "Terrorists" Big Oil Companies Get Federal Welfare Money Virginia Tech Tragedy Investigated by a Public Enemy Good Christian Teaching: Kill People You Disagree With Ohio Killer Sentenced to a Mere 3 Months Pervert Prison Guard Got Only 10 Years Two Lessons of the Katrina Disaster Why Care About the Mindless Looting of New Orleans? America's Most Moral Presidents Republican Hypocrite Secretly Sucked Stage Sausage Boycott Adolf Bush's Collaborators The Liberation of America Concentration Camps The American Culture of Violence The Government is Lying About the Breast Cancer Stamp Computer Viruses Are Domestic Terrorism American Imprisonment Policy Expanded to Iraq Republicans Are the Party of Hatred and Harm Republican Politician Is A Terror Suspect America's "News" Media Edward R. Murrow Turns in His Grave Fox News Channel's Sublime Commedian Bush Conservatives Are Lying to You Racist Conservative Politics Attacks "Illegal Aliens" Proposal for Honesty in Political Advertising O'Rabid, Fuhrar of the Fox Fanatics Toddler Tortured For Fun and Money The American News Media is Damn Little News Race and Censorship, the Freedom to Keep Quiet A Drunken Slut is Missing Prison Official Laughs About Guard's Rape Nancy Grace: Raving Persecution of Men Dealing With Crack-Pot-O-Vision and the Crack-Pot-Os The Government and Media Trout Silly Christian Mythology Don't Support the Extremist Fanatics of Fox Bad Reporting Dignifies Officials' Lies Russian Prisoners Have Access to the Internet, Why Not America? America's Troubling Split Personality The Tragic Graterfriends Collapse A Study in Country/Western Egotism The "Liberal" Media Exposed Some of the Military's Crimes News At 11: Premise for a TV Series Offered For Sale NPR One of the Last Surviving Sources of Wisdon, Truth and Balance in the Age of Fox Distortions Stop the Presses! A Slut With Really BIG Titties Died Getting Real 24 Hour News Don't Buy From National Geographic. It's a Gyp! Global Warming Is Just a Liberal Plot - The Bible Told Me So Republicans Sell Truth For a Corporate Dollar Current A Television Channel of the People News and Informational Links on the Web Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectible Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps Sheet Music - Old Books Elegant Antiques and Collectibles "Children...love not only to invent, but to enact falsehoods" George Santayana, 1925 You are welcome to use or republish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. Return to the Main Menu. Go to our site's Search Engine Send us Your Comments or Input.