Just when you figured we'd suffered from every legislative extremist and kook, along comes yet another barnyard Republican with a bizarre sexual obsession. I'm sure that you've noticed the unnatural fixation on sex that's so common with a certain sanctimonious group of political fanatics. These guys worry a lot about the sex that other men are getting. While it smacks of jealousy, I suspect that it's either impotency or rejection.
I guess if a politician can't get it up or if the ladies snicker when he unzips, he tends to resort to savage and extreme means of attacking rivals. There's a class of savages who resort to increasing their own chances of scoring by castrating their competition.
Maybe there's something in the water in York County that stunts politicians' normal development, making them laughably little or, laughably limp. I recall that Senator Daniel Delp is a sanctimonious Republican from York County. He seems to have been able to get it up at least if he had enough taxpayer booze and a teenaged whore.
Delp has a colleague from York County, the laughably limp Stanley E. Saylor. I don't know what sort of personal problems this particular or, pathetic politician may have. I do know that he's dreamed up a sexual scheme worthy of the poisoners of medieval medicine.
Saylor wants to castrate men. Maybe he figures that they are getting what he wants and he just wants his own sexual monopoly. Many Republicans are very big on monopolies even where they are laughably little in other areas. They apparently need a legal advantage to help them measure up.
Saylor wants to castrate what he calls "sex offenders." My question is how do you castrate women? Don't women commit most sexual offenses? Isn't teenage and even adult prostitution still the most common sexual "offense" in Pennsylvania/
Sorry! Saylor only wants to castrate male "sex offenders." Apparently he doesn't feel threatened by the female sex offenders or he isn't jealous of what they are getting.
With true medieval deviousness, Saylor's scheme is to poison his victims! Now Saylor is part of the hysterical anti-drug mania, but he has no hesitation to resorting to chemicals where it will further his personal bias.
Saylor wants male (but not female) "sex offenders" to be shot-up with chemicals. The chemicals will alter the man's body chemistry. The victim won't be able to get erections. He will be laughably limp just like the politicians. What's almost as good, there will be other very serious effects on the rival's body.
Dishonesty is another trait of fringe politicians. Saylor's scheme will pretend that the chemicals are "hormones." They aren't! They are very dangerous chemicals with serious effects throughout the body. One of the effects of the poisons may be to produce impotency, that is the obsession of the laughably limp politicians. But the chemicals accumulate in the body and they also may produce cancers, heart problems, liver failure and a radical change in brain function. The poisoned taxpayers will be zombie-like docile followers who don't fight political extremists. Won't the barnyard Republicans just LOVE that!
Obviously, Saylor's scheme is appealing to a certain class of laughably little politicians. To the rest of us, it's simply a harebrained raving from the political fringe. Still, it's not as insane as Senator Greenleaf's billion dollar sexual obsession.
Maybe York County Representative Saylor should seek another form of help for his obsession, or, perhaps a change of water would help.
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