Showed Off His Dick By: Tyler Polk
One sure thing about conservatives and Republicans is that they're
liars and phonies. Many of them are also Bible-beating perverts.
They live in a freakish reality of their own invention.
Consider the esteemed Joseph M. McDade. For over 35 years the suckers in Northeast Pennsylvania sent him to the United States Congress. Congressman McDade was indicted, as many Republicans are, for bribery. The prosecution said he was paid off to fix military contracts. Republicans love the military. Not only does the military kill, bully and dominate, but it also manages vast sums of sucker-cash that's easy to steal. After easing out of congress, Mister McDade became a lobbyist. That's another thing that many has-been conservatives do. They go from being bribed to bribing. Republican lobbying is the dirty politics of lying and stealing. The religious crackpot conservative, "Rick" Santorum, became a lobbyist when Pennsylvania tossed him from the Senate. While at a resort in Florida, ex-congressman McDade is said to have whipped out his peeker to entertain a couple ladies. Maybe he's got a really remarkable dork, tattooed or something, who knows. The ladies weren't amused by McDade's display. He was busted. In fairness, we must remark that the peter in question was 75 years old. Lots of 75 year-old cocks lose track of what they're doing. Few septuagenarian penises are much danger to anybody except their owners. We have a hard time (no pun intended) believing that female Florida beach-goers were injured in any way by the waving of a 75 year-old dick. Get over it!
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