The state cops have these "trading cards." They are giving them to innocent, impressionable school children. They are trying to convince the tykes that state cops aren't vicious thugs and enemies of the people. They want to lure the little kids (mostly minority) into trusting state cops.
I trust that most children are smarter than that.
I tried to get a set of the cards to display with this article. I wrote to "Colonel" Paul Evanko. He's the chief state cop for the Ridge Reich. In fact, I wrote to him twice. First I wanted a set of the "trading cards" to share with our users. Yes, and also I wanted to know how much of our tax money the state cops were using to produce and distribute this propaganda to our unsuspecting children.
In my second letter to Evanko, I wanted to see some specific "trading cards." One of Evanko's unsavory minions and Governor Ridge's personal bodyguard, Paul Brian Roy, was busted for rape and half a dozen other charges. I asked Evanko for the cards which depicted Roy, the accused rapist. I also asked for the cards depicting how state cops are trained to scale ladders into bedroom windows, tie up women and apply duct tape to women's mouths. I figured I could use the cards to illustrate my article about the alleged rape.
It seemed to me that if some citizens can get the "trading cards," I should be allowed to get them, too. I also thought that, as a taxpayer, I was entitled under the The Right To Know Law to find out how much of my taxes were being spent to ingratiate state cops to innocent children.
For some reason, Evanko ignored my letters. Who knows what he'll do to me personally if he can find an excuse to get me.
Maybe you'd like to see the "trading cards" that Evanko and his gang are foisting off on your kids. You might have better luck than I had. Try pretending to be a cop, or better yet, a gullible child when you write.
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