Open Letter From The
Prisoners Of Cellblock 7
To
George W. Bush,
Commander In Chief

By: Mudman Simon

Your Majesty:

Thank you for the important citizenship lessons that you’ve taught us. When we’re released from prison, we’ll try to follow your splendid example.

You’ve taught us that when we disagree with someone we should kill them. If we dislike someone, we should kill them. If they have political or religious values which are different from ours, we should kill them. You’ve taught us that killing people is good!

You have taught us not to negotiate or compromise, but to kill. You have taught us not to include others in our societies, but to exclude them. You’ve taught us that if we can make ourselves strong enough and well enough armed, we can force anybody to do anything we want.

Many of us have held your views all along. We are gratified to have you reinforce them.


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