Sucks Dick
By: Adolph H. Nixon
Like most sane people, I don't really care what a grown man chooses
to cram down his throat. If he wants to give blow jobs to all
the hobos in all the airport men's rooms all over the counrty,
that's nothing to me.
I do, however, have a real problem with Republican hypocrisy. One of the meaning for the word "Republican" right after "crook" is "hypocrite." I object to the Republicans preaching against queers while they themselves are swallowing nut-milk by the quart. It's hard for Republicans to be honest. Larry Craig is a Republican senator from the radically right-wing state of Idaho. After campaigning for "family values" (whatever that may mean) he vocally voted for a constitutional amendment banning homosexual marriages. He didn't want those nasty fags forming lasting relationships. That would be dirty! Apparently slutty relationships in stinking airport men's rooms are just dandy, however. The family values Senator Larry Craig was busted in the men's room in a Minnesota airport. He was arrested before he actually had any peter pushed down his gullet. Larry denied that he was actually soliciting peter, but he pled guilty to "disorderly conduct," whatever that may mean. Some years earlier the same clean-cut Larry Craig, then in the House of Representatives was implicated in a scandal involving sex with House pages. At least one admitted homosexual implicated the Republican politician in other queer behavior. Right-wing hypocrite Larry Craig is married. He has grown children and a peck of grandchildren. None of that stopped him from a tryst in a filthy men's room. Why is he so ashamed of his natural sexual orientation? He's a hypocrite! But lots of folks in Idaho (and everywhere else) are homosexual. Being queer was standard practice for cowboys. Who else would spend all his time living in seclusion with other men? Are all Republicans queer? Certainly not, and who cares if they are. What is true, however, is that almost all Republicans are bad people doing bad things for bad reasons. I was criticized for using the crooked Senator Ted "Bridge-to-Nowhere" Stevens of Alaska as an example of all Republicans. Maybe I painted with too broad a brush. I waited a week or so. Then there was the story of the investigation of Arizona Republican congressmen Rick Renzi. Before that there was a long string of Republican crooks, perverts and hypocrits. Especially offensive are the right-wing Christian crazies who rail againit sex while renting whores and boys by the gross. How can American voters be so gullible? How did "Dick" Cheney get into power? Suckers like you! It just goes to prove the old adage, in the spring an old Republican's fancy turns to thoughts of boner.
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