Laws are needed to compel politicians to wear labels. Politicians are arguably the most dangerous and devious predators on the planet. Decent citizens are entitled to be warned that a neighbor, acquaintance or stranger is a politician and therefore a dangerous potential offender.
Politicians cause more death, suffering, injury and financial hardship than all other criminals combined. We have a right to be warned who these fiends are!
Personally, I favor tattooing a scarlet skull and cross-bones on each politician's head. But, for politicians who seek therapy or contritely recant their evil ways, I'd settle for an orange chest-placard and, of course, a lawn-sign: 'This Person Is A Proven Politician!'
After we get the politicians labeled, lawyers and judges should be next. Every decent person should be aware that the guy next to him in the checkout line is a lawyer. But, perhaps the odor already gives him away.
Most martinets and crazy people already wear warning signs: American flags. We know that when we see a guy wearing a flag, he's a nut and an oppressor, but how about the plainclothes cops? Law should require every cop to wear a prominently displayed notice: 'Caution! Police Officer. I Want To Harm You!'
And Christians, God, yes! They need to be labeled, too. What's worse than a born-again crank? There's no one who's a worse enemy of your liberty and freedoms. Maybe it would be a good idea to make those dangerous folk sew bold yellow crosses on their clothes. That way, decent people could easily identify them and be on their guard.
Then there are the perverts. Shouldn't they be labeled? Who's more dangerous than one of those sick-o's who oppose natural sexuality: masturbation, homosexuality and the other dandy sexual variations? Those wack-o's who oppose sexual pleasure should be identified for all of us to see. They are trying to castrate a basic human drive and who knows when they'll strike?
The more I think of it, the more classes of folks I think we should label with warning signs, but politicians are still the worst and most dangerous!
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