[Editor's Note: This story reflects more of the devious and cowardly conduct of a fuming flatulence, the security captain at the Frackville state prison in East-Central Pennsylvania.] I was at SCI [state "Correctional" Institution] for over 12 years. Last year officials set me and 3 other inmates up with a bogus escape charge. They didn't press criminal charges, but they transferred me all the way out here to the Forest prison on the other side of the state. I'm from Philadelphia. They took my job and pretty much screwed me over real good. I did absolutely nothing wrong. Do you know of an attorney who could help me file a petition for review with Harrisburg so that I could get this misconduct overturned? I have no money. I do have every piece of paper concerning the incident. I know nothing about the law. I'd really appreciate any help you can give me.