Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town tune.
Oh, you better watch out,
Get ready to fly.
Kiss your family
I'm tellin' you why.
Jeffrey Beard is Comin' for You!
He's made a list,
Didn't check it twice.
He doesn't care,
If you're naughty or nice.
Jeffrey Beard is Comin' for You!
Chorus:
Won't care if you are sleepin,
Won't care if you're awake
He'll be there with chains and cuffs,
To ship you to Michigan Lake!
Oh, you better be ready.
For this midnight cruise,
What's to gain?
What's to lose?
Jeffrey Beard is Comin' for You!
