Jesus Screwed A
Murderer

By: Kingfish Stevens

Jesus M. Maldonado was a guard at the infamously dilapidated Dauphin County Jail at Harrisburg, the Unfriendly City, capital of Pennsylvania. Jesus was going through a kind of middle age crises; too much boner and no place to put it.

Heaven knows, most of us have a similar problem! However sex was designed, the supply/demand factors were very poorly engineered. And, the whole mid-life crises things is a damn nuisance.

Jesus started screwing a prisoner. She was a killer and has since been shipped out to a state prison. Jesus claimed that the murderer was a whore. What woman isn't? Don't they all trade their bodies for something they value? Jesus says that he was banging the killer before she was a prisoner in his jail.

Dipping a little dick behind bars hardly seems like such a big deal. Middle age crises makes men do some pretty silly things. Porking a professional pussy hardly seems like the worst of them.

We're no fans of prison guards, but, fair is fair. Apparently Jesus and his purchased pussy got busted by an other woman. She seems to have been jealous that she wasn't getting the dork poor thing! The Dauphin County Jail is such an inhumane horror of filth and mismanagement, that a little carnal distracting hardly seems unreasonable.

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