Lots of people prefer something soft to wipe down after using the toilet. A prisoner's butt is as sensitive as anyone else's. Scrimping on toilet paper is a folly economy. The Pennsylvania Department of Imprisonment decided to save a few pennies at the expense of the prisoners' puckers. Have you ever heard of Georgia Pacific? They are a big corporation from Georgia. They make wallboard. They make plywood. They make building materials. It turns out that they also make toilet paper. Don't use it. Your anus will whine. Shall we say it's rough? It's even splintery. The Pennsylvania Department of Imprisonment decided to buy A-hole paper from Georgia Pacific. It saved almost a penny a roll. If they would have spent the money inside Pennsylvania, how much would the State have gotten back in taxes and jobs? That's not how the geniuses of the prison system think. They ship money out-of-state. But their aim wasn't simply to take money away from Pennsylvania. They had a deeper, hidden, anal motive. Their idea was to punish prisoners from their assholes up with plywood toilet paper. Have you ever tried reaching the tweezers around to pluck a splinter from your pucker? It smarts! Here's the rule. Try not to forget it. If you build your house with it, it's probably not ideal for swabbing your tail. Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectible Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps Sheet Music - Old Books Elegant Antiques and Collectibles "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." Theodore M. Hesburgh, 1963 You are welcome to use or republish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. Return to the Works by Prisoner Authors and Others Menu Return to the Main Menu. Go to our site's Search Engine Send us Your Comments or Input.