We all realize the evils of conservatives. Unfortunately, some of us unknowingly harbor the seeds of that malignant mania. This brief self-examination quiz diagnoses your weakness for political and social extremism. Simply answer each statement "true" or "false" and keep track of your answers. In this world, it's us against them. We have to keep out certain kinds of people. The government should help those who can't help themselves. Prayer and religion have no place in government affairs. Mercy and forgiveness are flawed ideas of weaknesses. In business, a man must do whatever is necessary to make his profit. Except in emergences, the police should not carry guns. "Do as I say, not as I do," is a false adage. People only deserve what they can earn. There are no inferior or undeserving peoples. The government should spend less on law, order and control. Everyone should conform to fixed standards of dress, conduct and morals. Give your self one point for each of the following answers: Numbers 1, 2, 5, 6, 9, 12 if you answered "TRUE." Numbers 3, 4, 7, 8, 1 0, 11 if you answered "FALSE." Scoring: 0-1 points: You are a healthy, normal individual. 2-4 points: You are a borderline extremist; caution! 5-8 points: You are a socially dangerous extremist. 9-10 points: You are an ethically impaired conservative pariah. 11-12 points: You are Hitler, Ridge or another Nazi. If you scored more than 3, you should seek remedial therapy to help you adjust. Remember that help is available for everyone.