Did you hear the one about the warden of the children's jail near Harrisburg, PA? Pennsylvania has a lot of prisons for children. We hate our kids as much as we hate our adults. One of the kids' prisons, a so-called "detention center," is near Harrisburg, the disgusting capital of Pennsylvania. After Philadelphia, Harrisburg enslaves more persons per capita than anywhere else in the state. They are almost all minorities. Take your business elsewhere!
So, anyhow, two Harrisburg cops swagger into the warden of the kids' prison. They tell the guy that they are investigating charges that he sexually molested kids. The man's bosses are there, too. The warden goes into shock.
Like most charges of child sexual abuse, the allegation was false. The cops were just "joking." They and the other officials had a hardy laugh. False charges of child molestation are a joke to them.
The warden promptly went into "traumatic shock!"
We shouldn't feel too sorry for this guy. After all, he was a "corrections official," and we all know what kinds of people they are. Who deserves a little "shock" more than a guy who imprisons kids? And Dauphin County which, would gleefully torture the rest of us, is giving their pet "counseling" to help him cope with his "shock." Apparently the cops got a good talking to!
The whole "child molesting" thing is completely out of hand; a mania; nonsense which ruins children and adults. This is what happens when you let emotions write laws: it's a witch hunt. Even the President of Harrisburg's city council has been charged with the high crime of petting a 17 year old girl.
Is everybody nuts?!
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