It's with great pride that we finally welcome one of our own as President of the United States. This is the first time in history that a convict has weaseled into the White House. We are proud of him! George W. Bush is not only the first convict to steal the high office, he's also the first drug addict who got the job. Think how it vindicates the tens of thousands of druggies still rotting in prisons all over the country. There's hope for all addicts! To make matters doubly sweet, the Vict President is also a convict and a drug addict. Convicts everywhere are delighted! Some of you may not realize that Bush (he's know as "Baby Doc" after the notorious father and son dictator team of Haiti) has a wife who's a killer, literally - like wham! your dead! but a deadly First Lady has nothing on Baby Doc. Bush loves to kill. Along with his brother, they are they are the greatest serial killers in America. What men! vicious, cruel, deadly, killers, just what we need to run the nation. They make all convicts proud. What we admire most about our successful colleague is how neatly he stole the election. Here in prison we have thousands of crooks who've taken everything from a slice of pizza to a fortune. None of them can hold a candle to Baby Doc. He stole the whole country and he'll never do a day of time for it. Now that's a clever and successful criminal. Admittedly, George needed a little hlep from his brother and their cronies, butno matter how he pulled it off, it makes the Brinks job look amateur. The Bush family are not new gangsters. They are examples of how practice makes perfect. Not many years ago, the family make itself rich at the expense of silly little investors in a now famous building and loan scheme which many other criminals have unsuccessfully tried to duplicate. It netted tens of millions of dollars for the Bushes and their Republican gang members. The Bush gang is really more of a syndicate. papa Doc was not only prsident, but boss of the CIA, one of America's premie secret policeforces and mobster gangs. The Bushes and their whole gang are well financed by the profiteering of the oil moguls. If you wonder why its so expensive to heat your house and put gas in your car, that isn't the Arabs. That's the rack-off pouring intot he Bush bank accounts. We know what kind of a president Baby Doc will prove to be. He's been a thug and a drunken bully his whole life. We expect more fo the same; tanks in the streets to keep the masses in their place, raids by secret police and endless executions. We not only admire Mr. Bush, but sympathize with him. It must be a little awkward even for a criminal to realize that the great majority of the people in the country detest him. Most voters voted against him. When Hitler had the same situation (not to mention the same personality), he started wars to consolidate his power and then to grab control. Expect it again. But a drunken Bush is a much better choice than Al Gore. Gore would just have made the nation a better place in which to live, helped the economy and lifted up the little people. What's the use of that? A gangster president sets the example for the rest of the criminals. Look out, world, we're on our way now! Exploitation on the backs of the poor, government as a crook. Don't you just love it? Congratulations! brother convict. All the guys in cellblock H are pulling for you.