Gun-Happy State Cop
Blasts Two

By: Homer Sanchez

Two state cops from Mercer, Pennsylvania, have been shot. The trigger man was another state cop.

True to form, the State Cops have refused to identify the trigger-happy gunman.

If you or I shot a trooper or two, do you think the Gestapo would release our names?

Published reports suggest that the Keystone Kops were conducting one of their famous shoot-em-up operations. Apparently they thought that some of the dreaded herbs of which they are so frightened, might change hands.

During the course of the farce "Protected-Cop" decided it might be nice to open fire. We are not told if he was drunk or stoned. We are only told that he was a state cop.

"Gun-Man-Cop" wounded fellow "officer," Thomas Henry and Corporal Joseph Wolinsky. Henry's wounds must have been especially unpleasant. They seem to have been quite near the crotch. Apparently he didn't lose anything important.

Since the shooter was a State Cop, you are still paying him a salary. He's apparently still on duty "protecting" you.

Citizens of Mercer, Pennsylvania: who is going to protect you from the "Trigger-Happy-Trooper?"