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It's God's punishment!
55,000 little children died in Asia in
a wonderful tsunami!
It was God's Christian punishment because
the little brats didn't believe in the right religion.
In the
same instant 100,000 adults were punished to death.
It was God's
Christian wrath.
The dead refused to believe in the right god
in the right way and failed to send money to me.
You better believe what I tell you. It's a moral issue. Millions of children died of AIDS last year. It's the Christian God's just punishment. The children dared to be the evil offspring of patents who'd committed a sexual offense (or maybe they didn't). Maybe the parents were queer, putting their wieners where they don't belong. Good Christians know how evil it is to have sex with the wrong sex or to have sex at all. (Keep in mind that sex is bad. Money is good.) You should die for being queer or playing with yourself or looking at dirty pictures or saying dirty words or thinking that God doesn't need a bellybutton. In fact, only my way is right. The Christian God is dangerous, deadly and vengeful. But he'll kill you just for the fun of it, too. The Pope has diseases. It's God's punishment. The Jews kill the Moslems. It's God's punishment. The Moslems kill the Jews. It, too is God's just punishment. The Islamic God is a punisher and so is the Jewish God, but both of them are circumcised (it was a really big knife). The good Christian God need's no mutilation of his divine dick to slaughter millions of people with holy punishment. God is tricky. If you're tricked into believing the wrong stuff, or into doing some naughty thing like marrying a gay guy, you'll die for it. It's God's punishment. It's a good thing that there aren't any loving or tolerant gods, or women gods. Just thinking things like that might get you punished. Be sure of one thing, God hates you. He's ready to kill you at any moment. It's the Christian way! So send me a lot of money. "Anybody can win You are welcome to use or republish
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