Girls Lie
Joseph Anderson

During one short week in one small section of Central Pennsylvania 11 girls accused various fellows of all manner of sexual abuses. It sounds like an sexual epidemic. The men were all arrested. The state exposed, shamed, ruined and punished them. Women's groups whiled about the supposed abuses. Aren't men nasty creatures?!

During just one day of that week-long period, there were other developments. A 12 year-old darling in Camp Hill, home of Pennsylvania's Department of Imprisonment, accused a family friend of sexually fondling her, the dirty brute! Funny thing, it was a lie! The supposed pervert was in South Carolina at the time. The girl made it up.

The same day, a 17 year-old honey from Newport in Perry County just North of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania's "Unfriendly City," explained to slavering cops about how a male friend had raped her. The fiend had done such nasty things to her precious parts, violating her precious private places. It was awful! He used a web-cam to record the nastiness and share its perverse excitement with other like-minded rapists.

Guess what, it was a lie! Try as they might, cops could find no web-cam, no recording and no seminal DNA lodged in any cranny of an otherwise well-used teenage twat. Under questioning, the supposed victim confessed. Guess what, she was lying. She lied a lot. She was angry, vindictive and wanted to show how powerful a girl can be.

Cops want to believe that girls are innocent and easily victimized. Repeat after me, "girls lie!"

The same day, a jury in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania's capital city, known universally as the "Unfrinedly City," returned a verdict saying that a 16 year-old girl was lying about another supposed sexual assault. The innocent, vulnerable child had accused her teacher of forcing her to suck on his boner. He was her driving instructor who no longer even got much of a boner. He'd tried to help her get the license she didn't deserve. Guess what, she lied!

It shouldn't come as news to anybody that girls are liars; that they are vicious and cruel. Think of anyone of them you know. The mystery is why are so many people so anxious to believe girls' sexual tales.

The important thing to remember from this true accounting is, how about the 11 female accusers who weren't caught? Three liars happened to be caught. There were 11 others getting away with their lies, men being exposed, shamed, ruined and punished. In how many of those cases were the men the real victims? Most of them we'd bet. Girls lie!

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