Elizabethtown is a center for strict control-freaks. The majority of the population is of the right-wing, religious oppression ilk. Liberty and independent thought are utterly foreign to the place.
It's the ideal home for the Department of Corrections Academy. That's the school where professionals hone mental defects into oppressive and hopefully vicious prison guards. It is Pennsylvania's second worst toxic dump. The nearby State Police Academy is the only place that's more putrid. It's in Hershey, another bastion for neo-Nazis.
The Elizabethtown environment is so noxious that it's proven to be a good place for the feds to congregate and scheme up ways to oppress the public. So, in September 1997 FBI thugs from four states gathered at the DOC Academy in E-town. They were there for "training" (that means sharing ways to deprive you of liberty). They may also have been doing the other things that guys often do when they feel like they have no civilized constraints. When the guards are there they spend most of their time drunk.
We don't know if the agents were drunk, stoned on drugs or otherwise impaired. Maybe they were just drunk with power and arrogance. Certainly, they were like so many other police thugs: as callous as the murderers at Waco, Ruby Ridge and Wounded Knee.
Mobs of agents stormed into the little town. Thankfully it was only E-town and not a decent community. Guns drawn, the agents swooped down on a small group of children in the town square. The kids had committed no offense except to be close to the DOC Training Academy.
The agents knocked the kids around a little, threw them on the ground, handcuffed them and terrorized them until they cried. Then the agents went on their way. Later the feds said it was a "mistake." The mistake was that the whole lot of them weren't abortion.
The children were badly traumatized. The incident will haunt them for the rest of their lives. It was the most extreme flavor of child-abuse. You hear the bleeding hearts preach about how badly children are stunted by the "sexual abuse" of pleasure. This was many times worse.
Not to worry. Pennsylvania is blessed with "The Geek," good-old George "Death Penalty" Gekas. He's a member of the US Congress, but not one of those liberals who loves individual liberty.
The Geek investigated the incident. He reported that everything was okay. It was a very minor "mistake." The FBI agents were great fellows. And you better not say otherwise if you know what's good for you!
The Geek is from Pennsylvania's capital, Harrisburg. We don't think that there is any truth to the rumor that he's the product of a failed World War Two cloning experiment. However, it would be interesting to study his DNA. It must be very convoluted. It could be used as a guide for which fetuses should be aborted.
Pennsylvania is fortunate to have such carnival side-show kinds of politicians as Representative Gekas. And what could we have ever done to be graced with an oasis of higher learning like the DOC Training Academy? See what toxic waste can do!
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