Questions For Queers
By: OFG

I've got a few questions about queers. They're as big a mystery to me as women. Maybe some helpful homosexuals can enlighten me.

Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against queers. Why should I care about their sexual preferences? I simply don't understand some of the things they do.

For example, there's a pathetic guard at the state prison at Frackville in East-Central Pennsylvania. I think he may be gay - not happy, gay, but queer, gay. Frankly, he seems anything but happy, more like frustrated and craving attention.

I suppose that homosexuals can be bullies just like anybody else, but my first question is, is it usual for queers to be bullies? If you have an answer to this or any of my questions, email it to gaynuts@prisoners.com. Are queers generally angry that they're gay? or just angry period?

Is it customary for homosexual men to like watching other men use the toilet? The particular guard I mentioned seems to like watching toilet functions. It appears more than a little strange to me. A man taking a crap simply isn't much of an attraction. Is it for queers?

Seeing the way some homosexuals dress and behave, it seems to me that they have a need for attention. Of course, that may be true for lots of people who aren't gay. My question is, is it usual for homosexual men to crave attention, to be noticed?

Personally, speaking as a "straight" man, like other men, I don't seek or welcome attention. In fact, I find it a bit intrusive and overbearing. There's another guard at the Frackville prison, a fat, balding obnoxious bully. I'll call "Mr. C." I've put him into my book about Frackville. He's an example of the worst character of prison guards.

I'm very important to "Mr. C." I seem to always attract his attention. Seeing me, he rushes to his comrades to tell them how he wishes I'd die.

It seems strange to me that I'm so important to "Mr. C." He must have a pretty empty life. It's sad, really. I know he's not that important to me. The point is that attracting his attention provides me with no particular satisfaction, only pity for such a hollow man.

Another question I have is about growling. Is is common for queer men to growl at others? and, if so, what does the growling mean? The guard that I mentioned with the confused sexual identity, growls. It sounds silly, but often when I pass him, he growls. He may growl at others, too. I don't know. What does that mean? Is it a threat? Is it simply an expression of his underlying insanity? What?

Lastly, I wonder about intellect. Many, perhaps most, of the queers I've known seem to have been fairly clever, creative and even pretty smart. Is it usual for homosexual men to be intellectually challenged, repetitive or slow-witted? The maybe-queer guard I was mentioning, seems to be less than normal in the cerebral compartment. He repeats himself, making the same inane remark over and over again. Is that normal for a queer?

I suppose it's not unusual for queers to be fascinated with the male sexual apparatus and its sundry activities. The guard I mentioned talks a lot about penis. He calls it "peter" or sometimes "peeker." Those are terms I hadn't heard since junior highschool. I suppose that's not too unusual, but really, "peter puffer?" Is that normal for an adult queer to say?

Many of the guards at the Frackville prison are strange. I think the administration looks to hire only the leavings out of the employment market. It would be unfair to suggest that the queers are any more peculiar than the other guards.

Admittedly, some Frackville guards appear to be normal men or nearly so. Most, however, are social misfits, vicious and addled. They use "fuck" and "motherfucker" as a universal terms as if they can't form sentences without the words. It may be that it's something in the air or water, something seeping from the abandoned mines. More likely it's bad genetics or even epigenetics.

The ancestors were peasants in Europe. The descendants think and act like peasants here. Can we blame the offspring for the parents' defects? It's inbred.

There's some idea that homosexuality has a genetic or epigenetic constituent. Maybe stress during pregnancy or some other factor, disposes the kid to be queer. I wonder, what causes homosexuality? or put another way, what causes heterosexuality? What do you think? send an email.

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