Who's The Best?Attributed To |
| It seems that the Los Angeles Police Department, the FBI and the CIA all wanted to prove they were the best at apprehending criminals.
The three law enforcement agencies took their dispute all the way to the White House. So, the President decided to give them a test. He released a rabbit into the forest. Each of the three agencies was assigned to fetch it. The CIA went in. They placed animal informants throughout the forest. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. They lavishly bribed the bear. After three months, of exhaustive investigation, they concluded that rabbits do not exist. The FBI went in. After two weeks with no leads, they burned down the forest with everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies; the rabbit had it coming! The Los Angeles police went in. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!" |
THe moral of the story is that no one from the President down can tell the difference between rabbits and "criminals."
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