What's going on in Erie County, Pennsylvania? First there were all the UFO sightings and then Tom "The Terrible" Ridge and now Doctor Justine Schober. Have the body-snatchers invaded?
All signs point to some very eerie happenings in Erie County. I don't want to alarm you, but many experts are convinced that insidious aliens may have taken human form and already begun infiltrating human society. The invaders have cleverly concealed themselves and their motives, but facts are beginning to leak out.
In a brutal incident in September 1997, which Ridge political manipulation managed to keep secret for a month, an ex-cop and Ridge intimate, apparently went berserk in Erie. He's said to have bludgeoned an innocent motorist and his kid with an illegal blackjack.
This is only one of a long chain of events that may indicate an alien connection. Maybe the inhumane aliens have taken possession of human bodies. How else do you explain a vicious, sneaky hypocrite like our Governor? I tell you, it's bad-aliens!
If you were going to takeover Mars, wouldn't you infiltrate their government first? UFO's, aliens, Ridge; I rest my case!
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to recognize that Ridge isn't really human. In fact, it's pretty obvious that he and his kind don't like human beings at all. Putting aside all the unsubstantiated rumors about him beating his poor wife, he clearly detests the members of our species. Look at the thugs and weirdos surrounding the Governor. Shouldn't we be examining them for telltale marks of alien possession?
Does Tom The Terrible have a navel? Have you ever actually seen it? Has he any human morality? Have you ever seen it? Nobody has!
We all realize what kind of a creature Governor Ridge really is, and his cruelty is shared by all the beings who surround him. There's a state cop Paul Brian Roy, Ridge's bodyguard who's accused of brutally raping a woman after months of stalking and harassing her. Then there's the Governor's "best friend," Homer Mosco, the slugger who's accused of trying to pound a homer on the heads of two innocent humans he'd been bating. Homer is being defended by none other than Davy Ridge, the Governor's brother (if aliens really have brothers).
But, you don't believe me? You say that if there really were aliens living among us, they would have infiltrated the sciences and would be interfering with human reproduction. Aha! Well, I say they have and I can prove it!
You can't expect a few insidious alien invaders, no matter how cruel and devious they are, to be able to confront the whole human race head-on. They can only destroy humanity and humanness by dividing us into bite-sized pieces. The invaders have to start out by destroying the weakest and least defended outposts of our culture. That's why the Ridge Reich has started it's annihilation by attacking the poor, the sick and the non-voters.
Phase one is to pretend to be attacking "welfare," but really be attacking those who are too weak to be a match for the invaders. Aren't Terrible Tom and his inhumane cohorts trying to destroy poor humans, black humans and weak humans, or trying to enslave them?
Prisoners are in the same category. They are already captives and eradicating or enslaving them is a primary objective of the alien invaders.
Even as we speak, prisoners are being compelled to give blood and tissue samples, their DNA is being collected and studies and alien schemes are being hatched to assure that they remain slave-labor for the rest of their lives. Laws are being enacted to make sure that the human male prisoners can't reproduce and will remain docile.
That brings us back to Doctor Justine Schober. She looks human, okay and it's not until you listen to her that you get the idea of what she's really all about. It's eerie!
Physically, Schober closely resembles a human female. She's from Erie County, of course and is employed by the Hamot Medical Center, until recently, a well respected and humanitarian institution. Along with others, and the cooperation of the Ridge Reich, Schober has gotten her tentacles on a number of poor, universally detested, human prisoners. Her intention is to get still more victims and to subject them to her experiments.
Recently Doctor Schober proudly testified before a panel of Ridge Reich stalwarts. Beaming, she reported about her sexual experimentation on human male prisoners. Schober told the panel all about castrating human males and about her scheme for using chemicals to accomplish the same goal, only better: human males who can't reproduce, can't enjoy pleasure, but can docilely labor for the Ridge Reich!
The woman who testified with the Erie Doctor Schober revealed how humans and their tax money are being used to keep human males from even getting erections. For some reason these women seem to fear the human erection. Maybe it's just an alien dread of pleasure for a fear that human males will challenge the invasion.
The whole scheme sounds monstrous. Some monsters look human!
So, you see, the vicious cruelty of the alien invaders is busily at work in scientific institutions and meddling with human reproduction.
There must be some concern among the aliens about specimens like state cop Paul Roy, the accused rapist, and Homer Mosco, the accused slugger. There's a slim chance that even with the corrupt Ridge Reich protecting them, they might become prisoners. What then? Doctor Schober and enslavement, chemical castration sexual guinea pigs?
We now that human prisoners won't mind if Roy and Mosco join them in hail. The prisoners are sure to find fun things to do with their kind. But, will the alien invaders ever let their own kind fall into that situation? I think not! You sucker voters and taxpayers are too stupid and easy to fool. The aliens will save themselves at humane expense.
Before you know it, some creature like Doctor Schober will have her tentacles on your testicles. Don't be one of the foolish humans who is emasculated and tricked into slavery by the invaders. And, for heaven sake, stay out of eerie Erie!
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