Guard Smuggles Marijuana
By: Alexander Calder

Recently at Pennsylvania's most backward prison there was a spate of drug cases. Dozens were drug tested. A number of prisoners were tossed into the hole. Some visitors were barred including a great grandmother in a wheelchair. The search for marijuana was an absurd mania, but the smuggler wasn't found, only a scapegoat.

As usual, the real smuggler was a prison guard. He was never tested, "scanned" or searched. The prison wasn't interested in nabbing a guard. It was obsessed with punishing prisoners and their families. "Hotpants," the prison guard, pockets his dough, drools over his smut and lets the prisoners take the heat.

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