The Pennsylvania Department of Imprisonment which likes to pretend that it's in the "corrections" business isn't keen on the public contacting it. Of course we, the public have the duty to keep the tyrants in line and to know what they're up to. For that reason the following is the roster of contact numbers. We remind you that if you do call or write to the "DOC" (as they like to call themselves), expect to be lied to. Lying is official DOC policy! If they don't lie, they stall. DOC sees itself as above the citizens and above the law. We give you their numbers, but can't guess what you'll get. Department of Corrections Big Shots Mail to: 2520 Lisburn Road Box 598 Camp Hill, PA 17001-0598 Phone: 717-975-4859 (ask for Satan) http://www.cor.state.pa.us/ Jeffrey A Beard, Ph.D, Secretary (in charge of torture) (717) 975-4918 William D. Sprenkle, Executive Deputy Secretary (second in command over prisoner torture) (717) 975-4868 Dave Wakefield, Deputy Secretary Eastern Region (in charge of covering up torture in the Philadelphia area) (717) 975-4865 Shirley Moore, Deputy Secretary Central Region (in charge of covering up torture in the Harrisburg area) (717) 975-4930 J. Barry Johnson, Deputy Secretary Western Region (in charge of covering up torture in the Pittsburgh area) (717) 975-4930 Marc Goldberg, Deputy Secretary for Administration (in charge of administering prisoner torture) (717) 975-4865 Kathleen Gnall, Deputy Secretary for Reentry and Specialized Programs (no visable job) (717) 975-4930 John Coyne, Director,Office of Legislative Affairs (in charge of lying to your representatives) (717) 975-4969 Susan McNaughton, Press Secretary (in charge of lying to the press including us) (717) 975-4862 Suzanne Hueston, Counsel (in charge of covering up in court) (717) 975-4864 James Schaefer, Director, Office of Planning, Reseach, Statistics and Grants (in charge of lying to DOC itself) (717) 214-8959 Timothy Ringler, Director, Bureau of Administration (flunky) (717) 975-4897 Paul O'Connor, Director, Bureau of Community Corrections (flunky second grade) (717) 731-7147 Anthony Miller, Acting Director, Bureau Of Correctional Industries (in charge of DOC slush fund) (717) 731-7132 C. Frederick Ralston, D.Ed., Director, Bureau of Education (hasn't worked a day in his life) (717) 731-7824 Raphael Cheike, Director, Office of Equal Employment Opportunity (in charge of hunting for minorities dumb enough to work for the DOC) (717) 975-4905 Richard Ellers, Director, Bureau of Health Care Services (in charge of eugenics and genocide) (717) 731-7793 Timothy J. Musser, Director, Bureau of Human Resources (in charge of lying to employees) (717) 975-4861 Andrea Priori-Meintel, Director, Treatment Services (717) 737-6538 Clair Bange, Director, Bureau of Information Technology (in charge of lying to the computers) (717) 731-7149 Robert Calik, Director, Bureau of Operations (in charge of the surgeons) (717) 975-4884 James C. Barnacle, Director, Office of Professional Responsibility (in charge of lying to cover up for the torture and staff) (717) 214-8473 Kathleen Zwierzyna, Director, Bureau of Standards and Security (in charge of keeping the cells welded shut) (717) 731-7111 Kathy Buckley, Director, Office of Victim Services (in charge of exagerating the effects of crime) (717) 731-7062