With a very few exceptions, women are simply unsatisfactory. They fail to perform as desired. They are more dangerous to mind and safety than heroin, highways and holocaust combined. Hell is what women are. You don't have to wait. You've got it in your bedroom!

The mystery is why were they designed with such critical flaws. Why do we have them at all?

Ask any guy what a woman is supposed to be. Given a second to overcome the cliches, the guy will list the "Top 10." They won't always be in the same order, but they'll be pretty close to this:

An ever-generous sex partner,  Personally / sexually faithful,  Loyal,  Responsive,  Pretty / physically attractive,  Attentive / respectful,  Encouraging / helpful,  Positive / cooperative,  Interesting / stimulating,  Domestic / nourishing.

Sadly, women aren't - they aren't any of these essential things. A guy considers himself very fortunate to get a woman who possesses even one of the treasures in the Top 10. The vast majority of women are cold, disloyal, disinterested, selfish, self-centered, greedy, materialistic, bitchy, demanding, maddening and plain unpleasant. They surely weren't designed to be a mate for man. After a certain age, most of them don't even like men.

So, since woman is clearly defective and unsatisfactory, she should be replaced. I mean, what earthly good is she?

Man is a clever, problem-solving animal. I say that they focus their collective genius on making  "Woman Version 2!" Man should either genetically engineer an up-graded woman, or, better yet, he could simply build an ideal woman from some old plastic, a few screws and nice soft upholstery.

Man could add some ingenious software so hat the woman would be perfectly mated with the guy who had her/it/them.

Can you visualize the revolution! Woman Version 2 would make the automobile and the space shuttle seem like so much tinker toys!

How many men kill, work themselves to death, worry themselves to death, rape, steal, cheat or whatever just because of some woman? How much heartbreak, rage, frustration, sexual disappointment and depression would be obsolete?

And the thing is that we already possess the technology to make a much less dangerous and less defective version of woman.

I must allow that there are a very few women in the real world (as opposed to the fantasy of smut books) who posses all or most of the Top 10 qualities, but they are extremely rare and precious. How many guys do you know who would say that his woman gives him all the sex he wants? Or even that his woman is as attentive and respectful as he would like?

Who would buy a PC or a Lexus if he could pick up Woman Version 2? The whole dilemma reflects a tragic reality in the stark differences between man and woman. The designer had a sadistic sense of humor.