John A. Lawless* (known to his colleagues as "Dither"), that great champion of conservative political values from Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, is apparently on the brink of introducing a new law. Finally there's a politician brave enough to defy the formidable cunt-lobby. The legislation is much-needed. If cunt isn't nipped in the bud, the next thing, it will be pussy and we all know where that can lead! We must join together to stamp-out cunt and maybe pancreas, too. We applaud Representative Lawless. For a mentally challenged fanatic, he's progressing nicely. we'd always assumed that he just an insane babbler. No matter what he's done in his political career, no matter what he may do in the future, he'll forever be remembered as "Cunt-Guy Lawless," Foe of the Nasty Pudendum! The Lawless Law Possession, Display and Use of Cunt Is Prohibited 1. Cunt is nasty. 2. Good people don't like cunt. 3. I don't like cunt so I must be good and you have to quit saying that I'm a fruitcake, or else! 4. Good people don't have cunt. 5. Cunt is forbidden, amen! Hallelujah! 6. Possession of cunt is forbidden. 7. Anyone possessing a cunt is naughty and chances are, they aren't even men. 8. They have to quit it right away. 9. Possessing cunt is a crime especially when they wouldn't share it like I asked. 10. Using cunt is a crime, too. You can use it a little if you really have to, but only for a minute and you can't dare look at it. 11. Displaying cunt is a crime and a really bad one, too. 12. Displaying cunt is a worse crime than simple possession. 13. Saying cunt is an even worser crime. 14. Henceforth, instead of saying cunt you have to say "whiffle." 15. A special Whiffle Police Force is hereby created to protect the citizens from the cunt menace. Hallelujah! Say amen. 16. This act is retroactive to 1901 when this kind of censorship was first dreamed up. * John A. Lawless, B8 Main Capitol Building, Harrisburg, PA 17120, 717-787-5741. Taxpayers actually pay him for this stuff!