Lots of Pennsylvania cops do their best to keep criminals out of the court system. Criminals can usually bribe a Pennsylvania cop. Blow-jobs are the usual bribe. Jason "Gobble-My-Sausage" Giranda is a cop in the town of Lansford in East-Central Pennsylvania. He lives in nearby Hazleton. You may have hear of Hazleton. It's the Ku Klux Klan capital. It has strong laws against the kind of persons that bigots don't like. Bigots don't object to cops such as "Gobble-My-Sausage." They must approve of forcing sex on people (so long as the cops aren't Spanish). Jason "Gobble-My-Sausage" must really like having his wiener gnawed. He's accused of bartering with criminals for blow-jobs. Apparently, he threatens to charge them with drug offenses. Being generous, he offers to drop the charge if the supposed criminal goes down on him. When he's not busy face-fucking addicts, he seems to like to expose himself. He's very proud of what he's got. I can't imagine it's so unique. Some cops in Scranton, in Northeastern Pennsylvania, seem to be better organized and more predatory. Christopher "I-Need-It-Bad" Davis is a cop in Scranton. Like Giranda, in Landsford, "I-Need-It-Bad," seems to like forcing criminals to suck on certain agitated organs. He apparently watches bars. When he sees a woman whose mouth he'd like to violate, get into her car, "I-Need-It-Bad" supposedly stops her. He kindly offers not to charge her with drunk driving if she'll just put her mouth to the proper use. At least that's what the criminals say. It's hard to collect DNA from tonsils and who would believe a victim over a cop? If you live in Pennsylvania and see a cop, the chances are it would be easy to bribe him if you don't mind swallowing slimy spunk.