The Michael Conti Fund to Combat Serious Psycho-Sexual Personality Disorders (or "MCFCSPSPD," pronounced like a farting sound) has reached a joyous milestone. A total of two cents (American money) has been amassed! We never dreamed the fund would grow to such a level. We attribute the success to the generosity of all those who love and care about Michael Conti and his condition. It seems that everybody who gives a shit about him has donated. Regretably, we haven't received any contributions from Mikey's mom or family. Maybe they don't care for him very much. Still, we feel that 2¢ is an enormous success. It's a lot of cash to collect for a prison guard of Mikey's character. We urge all of Mikey's friends and loved ones to send contributions; a penny here, a penny there, it will all add up. Perhaps we can get Mikey the attention he needs. If you care about those with MCFCSPSPD, send a cent or a stamp to the Michael Conti Fund to Combat Serious Psycho-Sexual Personality Disorder, care of the Ringtown Tavern and Privy. And thank you for your help. Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectibles Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps and Books Antique Furniture & Collectibles "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter," Fredrich Nietzsche, 1892 You are welcome to use or re-publish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. "Return to the Frackville Prison Menu Return to the Works By Prisoner Authors and Others Menu Return to the Main Menu Use our site's GoogleSearch Feature Send us Your Comments, Questions or Stories