The Michael Conti Fund to Combat Serious Psycho-Sexual
Personality Disorders (or "MCFCSPSPD," pronounced like a
farting sound) has reached a joyous milestone. A total of two
cents (American money) has been amassed! We never dreamed the
fund would grow to such a level. We attribute the success to
the generosity of all those who love and care about Michael Conti
and his condition. It seems that everybody who gives a shit about
him has donated.
Regretably, we haven't received any contributions from Mikey's mom or family. Maybe they don't care for him very much. Still, we feel that 2¢ is an enormous success. It's a lot of cash to collect for a prison guard of Mikey's character. We urge all of Mikey's friends and loved ones to send contributions; a penny here, a penny there, it will all add up. Perhaps we can get Mikey the attention he needs. If you care about those with MCFCSPSPD, send a cent or a stamp to the Michael Conti Fund to Combat Serious Psycho-Sexual Personality Disorder, care of the Ringtown Tavern and Privy. And thank you for your help.
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