There's a silly 3 Stooges short in which the guys are ordering
lunch in a greasy-spoon. As they wait for their wieners, they
hear a cat yowling from the kitchen and think they're going to
get cat.
It's a strange film.
So, we come to Stanley Sebetich, from Eight Four, a village on Washington County in far Southwestern Pennsylvania.
It seems that Stan grabbed a lady's pussy (the kind that goes "meow"). He slung it into his bathtub and proceeded to slice the animals throat.
Then Stan skinned the cat, chopped it into sumptuous chunks, sauted it in a large skillet (with leeks and garlic) and happily ate it!
We aren't told what he did with the feline head. Maybe he made gravy.
For his cat lunch he was given 23 months of probation and a $2500 fine. The lady whose pussy was devoured didn't get even a thrill.
[This is apparently a true story extracted from an item in a Harrisburg newspaper.]
