A Prison Guard Expresses
All The Class He's Got
By: Anonymous

The following is a genuine communication which I received from a guard. Like most guards and cops, this guy was afraid to use his name. He judges other by himself and he realizes how he would retaliate if he knew an opponent's name.

In this case, the timid sniper did his name-calling from the "AOL" server. He must not realize how easy email is to trace. His name is "Brown" and "AOL" has done its legal duty.

I publish this material to show you, our users, something about the personalities of the prison staff. I've slightly edited the material and added a little punctuation in an effort to make it more readable. The man's language is his own. It's about the way most prison guards write and talk.

The "ofg" referred to by Mister Brown stands for "Old Fat George," one of our writers. There's a difference between satire and vulgarity. Needless to say, Mister Brown's remarks are the latter and are fiction. After reading Mister Brown's libel, it may be informative to read Department of Corrections Administrative Directive DC-ADM 008 relating to "Sexual Harassment / Sexual Abuse of Inmates." (Barbara Kestler, Manager)

I know you wont (sic) print this, but it's allways (sic) that way with you scum bags that (sic) don't want to hear the truth, but at least you can read this.*

I've been a guard at the prison where ofg is now for something, (?? sic) did you know that he is a fagot. (sic) The old fuck was caught with his cellie's (sic) dick in his mouth and did hole time, but that's ofg that's why he's in prison, the little child molester.

If your fagot (sic) husband hadn't tried to escape from sci-p and all those people hadn't drown then maybe his cell wouldn't be searched every week. As for the money you send him did you know he pays other fagots (sic) to let him suck there (sic) dick (sic) in the yard?

When ofg told the parole board that they could silence him by either paroling him or killing him i (sic) think the second one is the best solution.

The lie's (sic) that this fagot (sic) tell's (sic) are so unbelievable (?? sic) the ride from harrisburg (sic) is only two hours not four and as for the -- saga. (sic) I think you should know that the reason he was rushed out of -- is becaus! (sic) he was fucking someone elses (sic) bitch. That's why he couldn't stay in -- the inmates don't like it when you fuck there (sic) bitches with out (sic) paying.

Now ofg has a new fagot (sic) but this time he is the bitch, (sic) I striped (sic) in the hole when he came down for sucking dick, (sic) when he was told to bend and spread his ass cheecks (sic) you could hear the wind being sucked in thats (sic) how big his ass hole was, (sic) someone is fucking the shit out of it. I don't know how the old fart can hold his shit in but then agine (sic) that's what the old fuck's in for being a pervert only this time he's the bitch.

I know you won't print this but that's the way you cum (sic) sucking sluts are all you want is for the public to hear your side of the story and 99.9% of the time it's all lies. If your fagot (sic) husband haden't (sic) raped those little girls may be (sic) he would be home with you now. Oh by the way the fagot (sic) that he's fucking now is hiv (sic) pos, (sic) so i

*Obviously Mr. Brown wrote to me as retaliation. That's what corrections is all about, retaliation!


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