Harrisburg, Pennsylvania's Patriot-News is considered the lamest daily newspaper north of Alabama. The Pennsylvania State Police are, if it's possible, even worse. Vindicating one and indicting the other is the following item extracted from a July issue of the Patriot's Police Roundup: Cow Found: State police at Gettysburg report that a cow was found wandering in an open field in the 600 block of Orranna Road. The cow is described as brown. Anyone missing a cow is asked to contact the state police at 334-8111. The most useful chore for the State Cops in months! How now brown cow!