Guards Concoct
Bogus Prison Riot Scheme

A couple prisoners were trying to improve conditions in the prison. They crusaded to improve fire safety. The guards didn't like that effort. The guards preferred that the prisoners lived in a deadly dangerous fire trap. The guards preferred that they, themselves, should work in a dangerous fire trap. Guards are a VERY special kind of people.

There are a lot of guards. They are very lazy. Each night after the prison is locked down, we taxpayers pay guards for an hour of loafing and gossiping. More than $2500. an evening is paid to idle guards. They congregate in the common area. They gossip and scheme. They play grab-ass and enjoy their special herd instincts. Guards are a very special kind of people.

This is the time when the shifts of guards change. The evening shift leaves for the beer-joints, the night shift comes in from the beer-joints. For an hour the comrades share one another's very-specialness.

A brain-trust of a dozen or so very special intellects drawn from the 200 idle public servants, cooked up a scheme to stage a phony riot. I report this true scheme in order to help you understand something about the very special minds of prison guards. They are still little boys playing make-believe and being Power Rangers. It's pathetic and costly.

The guards' grandiose scheme was aimed at murdering the troublesome prisoners who had the temerity to try to make the prison safe. The Power Ranger guards wanted to work in a medieval dungeon. Like I say, they are very special.

Jointly, these intellectual giants contrived that at 3 in the morning, when prisoner workers were taken out of their cells to start toiling in the kitchen, the guards would pretend that a riot had broken out. It would be easy to beat up on the prisoners and start a commotion. Nurses would be paid $5000 a piece to pretend to be hostages. Under the cover of the bogus riot, the make-believe Power Rangers would open the cells of the troublesome prisoner crusaders and murder them!

I certainly don't suggest that such a childish plot would even be implemented. I report this scheming simply to illustrate two things. The very special guards actually prefer for prisoners to be endangered even if it means that they themselves have to work in subhuman conditions. The very special guards have no compunction about fantasizing the murdering of prisoners and faking a riot. Lying is second nature to them.

I'm sure that you feel that we've spent our $2500 wisely. It's gone to brainstorming a scheme for murder and riot. If you wonder what goes on in a guard's mind, this will give you some real-life insight.