| We each have our own problems, but pity the poor folks of Lycoming County, Pennsylvania. They have the unique and unsavory problem of Feces. I refer, of course, to state representative Wett Feces, the legal maven of the House Judiciary Committee. What an embarrassment he must be to the good rural Republicans of Lycoming County, a good number of whom can read and all.
In some pathetic souls, feces becomes such a way of life that it accumulates. The rectal sludge backs-up so far that, eventually, it impacts to the brain. A fecal impacted cerebrum is an ugly thing! On the mind, manure is not fertilizer. It composts what little decency and common sense there may have been. It becomes a flagrant flatulent brown porridge. Some of the coprophagous gushes from the mouth. We believe that that's what's happened with Representative Wett Feces. His mouth's flatus couldn't come from a normal brain. With amusement, we watched Representative Feces at hearings about guards raping prisoners. Sex is often forced on prisoners by guards. The women's prison at Muncy is near and dear to the heart of Representative Feces. He likes to see helpless women severely punished. He's that kind of dude. During the hearings, Feces shared his flatulence genus. He thinks that prisoners who are sexually enjoyed by guards should be charged with a crime. The Feces-Cure as it is now called, is that the rape victim must be punished. Feces likes punishment. So, we send our condolences and two rolls of jailhouse Scott Tissue to Lycoming County for its Feces problem. We recommend a high colonic. |