The Auction Solution Chapter Two
State Cop
Sells Out On eBay

By: Alexander Calder

Another Pennsylvania state cop has been busted. This time James Murphy, a sergeant commanding part of the detail which bullies motorists on the Pennsylvania Turnpike around Bedford, Pennsylvania, has been accused of stealing police equipment and peddling it on eBay.

Murphy is a seventeen year veteran of the force and when he was finally busted, investigators found a trove of state cop junk: hats, helmets, radar guns and even a straitjacket. Apparently, for some bizarre and kinky reason, the straitjacket was a good auction seller. It reportedly fetched $305 from some bondage enthusiast on eBay.