I've heard about a certain woman employed at one of Pennsylvania's many state prisons. She's a guard who's as ugly as roadkill. Her ass is the size of Oklahoma in a wind storm. She wears her overly tight pants jacked up splitting her crack so that she looks like a hot cross bun with a wedgy! Like many manishly unattractive women, this one wants to think that she's desirable to men. She's taken to accusing prisoners of stalking her. It's wishful thinking. Anyhow, how could a prisoner stalk a guard? Sexually ambivalent, lesbian and dominatrix women are the common types who want to be prison guards. Because most of the men haven't seen normal women for many years, they have a natural interest, no matter how slight, in anything that's not another guy. Some of the pathetic women want to think that the interest is personal. It isn't! To inflate their egos, these female guards say that prisoners are stalking them. They aren't. Thankfully, most female prison guards are queer and don't care about male attention one way or the other. It's the others who pose the real problem. The particular woman I'm writing about is large and manish, but more interested in domination and bondage than in lesbianism. Being a guard inflates her troubled ego, but it's hard on men who think she's a normal woman. Fellows, a woman guard is not normal, period! Are you really so hard up that you're interested in a Doberman? Be careful, she'll say you're stalking her! Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectible Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps Sheet Music - Old Books Elegant Antiques and Collectibles "Have fun, satisfy customers, make money" put into the mouth of Dogbert by Scott Adams 1995 You are welcome to use or republish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. Return to the Prison Rape and Sex Menu Return to the Main Menu Go to our site's Search Engine Send us Your Comments or Input.