This is an object lesson about how shallow, superficial and sexually obsessed Americans are and the American media is. All civilized, rational persons take note. It's amusing.
On Thursday, 11 American military persons were slaughtered in George Bush's immoral invasion of Iraq. On the same day about 502 innocent Iraqis, mostly children and women, were butchered because of George Bush's immoral invasion. While that was going on 129 Americans died on the country's poorly maintained highways. Hundreds more died of heart disease and smoking. On an Indian reservation in Florida a slut committed suicide. The slut's sole claim to fame was tits, grotesquely tumor-like tits! All over America even the most reputable media such as PBS and NPR became hysterical. Their often nonstop "news" coverage repeated stories about only one of these deaths. The slut with the mammoth milkers was the only topic of American interest. I'm personally troubled by the deaths of each of these persons including the slut. But there's something seriously skewed with the mentality of a tribe that's so primitive in it's addictions that the best it can think about is a slut's tits. A few Americans may argue about the savage war and about committing adequate funds for essential healthcare, but titties are the stuff of irrational public drool. The hooter is what's really important to the American public. The suicidal slut was also VERY rich. Next to sex, money is America's second addiction. The slut got her fortune by marrying a very old billionaire. He was already dying - the classic case of the gold digger. In America, what's better than a gold-digging slut with a fortune and whopping knockers? In an earlier incident, a singer's tit flopped out during a halftime show at a football game. The singer was black, not blond. She wasn't worth half a billion bucks. There was a deafening outcry of indignation about the exposed nipple. Women were especially horified. The breast was bad. In that case, the titty was a criminal obscenity, much too nasty to display. I suppose women are ashamed of their titties. Kids are supposed to lunch from them, but have to keep their eyes shut. It's a crime if the kid sees the tit. Does that make sense to anybody? Who thinks up this stuff? For men, a tit is like the worm on a fishhook. It lures the sucker into surrendering his freedom and wages. A guy's supposed to like tits, but not too much. He's certainly not supposed to admire it in a halftime show. Clearly, these two contradictory occurances, slut and singer, exemplify one thing: Americans are sexually obsessed. It's more than a little unclear how or why a tit should be any more important than any other lump of flab. To Americans superficial psyche and the stilted American media, a slut's tits (or a singer's tits, for that matter) are the focus of irrational fixation. Millions of dollars were spent by sponsors to talk about both. In most of the world a tit is just a tit, like a foot or elbow or any other body part. In America it's different. In America, a tit is more important than a war. Now, that's nuts!
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