Professor Paul's
Sardonic Alphabet

By: GG Stoctay PhD

Others have done the same thing before, but here is a politically impolite alphabet.
  • A is for Abraham whose dreaded Civil War
    profited rich men while selling the whore.
  • B is for big brother who's watching you now.
    He's recording your actions and telling you how.
  • C is for Christian mythology of money and power,
    that robs freedom from us by minute and hour.
  • D is for Diana, the bitch who gave out
    then whined when she lost her clout.
  • E is for Empire, evil and vast.
    We rape the world. We kill the past.
  • F is for Frackville where Satin would shit.
    The natives are born without wisdom or wit.
  • G is for Georgie a poisonous bush.
    A phony, a doper a killer and lush.
  • H is for Homeland, phony code words
    meaning strict state control of the sheep and the herds.
  • I is for I, the individual crushed,
    indexed, numbered, lied to and smashed.
  • J is for justice sold by the buck.
    Without the dollar it's purely potluck.
  • K is for killing what our nation does best.
    Murder for pleasure, excitement and jest.
  • L is for liar what conservatives are.
    They fool many but never go far.
  • M is for money, the god and the king,
    the lord for which they'll do any thing.
  • N is for Nazi, the Republican's kin.
    When they're in power just watch 'm sin!
  • O is for oil, the addicting narcotic,
    soaked up by the barrel by a nation neurotic.
  • P is for Pennsylvania where everything dies
    except imprisonment which is on the rise.
  • Q is for Quayle, a vice president so bad
    surpassed only by Dick Cheney, the mad.
  • R is for Reagan, a demented clown
    whose delusions were scepter and crown.
  • S is for Scalia, a justice for Republican hire.
    He sold them the White House, gave us a liar.
  • T is for Tommy the jailer of PA
    who imprisoned America down to today.
  • U is for United States which shames our species
    bathing the planet in greed driven feces.
  • V is for violence, the code of our waves;
    destroyers, not bulders who litter with graves.
  • W is for war, we start one a week,
    attacking the little, the poor and the meek.
  • X is for xenophobia that locks out the stranger
    preaching terror of imaginary danger.
  • Y is for yokel who can't talk and can't think.
    He runs the bureaus making a stink.
  • Z is for Ziegfeld who glorified twat,
    good sense and delights, I want a lot.

It's just as good translated to French.

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