A young wife from the Philadelphia area was visiting her husband at the Borat-like Frackville state prison in East Central Pennsylvania. Their visit was going well enough until suddenly there was a commotion. In rushed a guard lieutenant. Frackville has about 200 lieutenants. Many aren't just useless, they're worthless. What they lack in quality, they try to make up for in quantity. The staff at the Frackville gulag are pussies. They're afraid of everything! Their visiting room is watched by a battery of cameras. The idea is to intrude upon visitors and make them feel uncomfortable. The Borat-like staff has no other entertainment. Apparently the camera cadre had spotted something. It may have been slightly sexual. Sex is the obsession not just of Frackville, but of the entire Pennsylvania Department of Imprisonment. Apparently they're too drunk to get much of their own sex. Maybe nobody likes them enough to screw them. The visiting wife liked her husband. All by itself, that threatened the jealous Frackville prison staff. She seems to have touched her husband's leg - yes, his sexy leg, the thigh, in fact. An alarm sounded in the prison control booth. Homeland Security was notified. Someone on Air Force One got a fax. In waddled a rotund lieutenant. He wasn't sure, but the woman may have touched a prisoner cock, or maybe she just wanted too. After all, she was a normal woman and without her husband. A lieutenant couldn't tolerate any prisoner peter petting. Nobody wanted to pet his prick! Confronted by the raving guard, the visiting wife became irate. She denied diddling dork. Admittedly, there was something bony in her husband's jumpsuit. The lieutenant was the kind of fellow who admired such displays. In the prison control booth a team of highly trained dick watchers were scrutinizing the tape of the illicit incident. The lieutenant checked with them. To his great disappointment, the tape didn't show any groin groping. The experts had watched the tape one frame at a time. The wife may have brushed her husband's thigh. Sadly, they couldn't say that she had actually done the unspeakable. She hadn't actually touched his dirty dicky-bird. A dutiful guard, the lieutenant lectured the visitor on the 5 Inch Rule. Since there wasn't really such a rule, he made it up as he went along. You may not be familiar with Frackville's 5 Inch Rule and since you may be a wife thinking about visiting her husband, we publish the rule as a public service. Five Inch Rule Women visiting from the Philadelphia area shall not touch any black prisoner within five inches of his boner! Rebecca's Bargain Antiques Collectible Vintage Photos Fine Prints - Old Maps Sheet Music - Old Books Elegant Antiques and Collectibles "A good wife and health are a man's best wealth," English proverb, 1732 You are welcome to use or republish any of our material. Please give www.prisoners.com credit as the source. Return to the Frackville Prison Menu. Return to the Main Menu. Go to our site's Search Engine. Send us Your Comments, Questions or Input.