The guard was scared. His partner was scared. It was the 3 brown
bags. It was the 3 little brown bags. It was the 3 very
little brown bags.
The guard said it was a big deal. To little men almost everything is a big deal. Frackville Prison guards don't cope well. The guard who needed to add threats to everything he said, was visibly shaken. He managed to bluster and bully, but he couldn't manage to threaten. He was playing sergeant. That made him feel important. He liked to feel important. Little men need support for their egos. His partner wasn't much for threatening. He just blustered. Three little brown bags were a serious concern to him. He had problems coping with things like little brown bags. The almost-sergeant searched for the Three Little Brown Bag rule. He searched and he searched. It was nowhere to be found. In the 1107 rules none covered three little brown bags. Now what was he to do? The prisoner came to the rescue. "Take them away! Take away the very little brown bags. Make the terror stop!" Please, please, make the terror stop!
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